The Life Series Oneshots

{More Random Crack!}

Yay, more crack cause I've lost my braincells.

The Prettiest... King? (3rd Life - Martyn and Ren)

"Martyn, look!"

"Yeah, what is it Ren- Oh my god."

"What do you think?"

"Ren, why the fuck are you wearing a pink princess dress?"

"Because I'm the prettiest King in the world!"

"Oh really?"

"Yes really! I'm the pink King of Dogwarts!"

"More like a dumbass who's wearing a pink princess dress for no reason at all."

"GET BACK HERE!"

"WAIT NO I'M SORRY- YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE PRETTIEST KING IN THE WORLD- SOMEONE HELP!!!"

All the other Dogwarts members were very confused when they say Ren in a pink princess dress chasing Martyn around the courtyard, let's just say.

Healing gone wrong (Double Life - Joel and Etho)

"So, we're red now."

"Yeah, let's burn stuff!"

"Joel, don't move-"

"Owww... Why does everything hurt!?"

"Probably because you just died due to a fishing rod and I still haven't healed your injuries yet Joel. Now sit down, you're causing more pain for the both of us."

"Okay fine.."

"See? Just wait for a bit then we can commit arson."

"Really!?"

"Mhm."

"Okay, let's get going now-"

"Joel. Don't. You. Dare."

"Lalala! I can't hear you- OW! Etho! Why did you do that?"

"What do you mean?"

"You just sprayed my eyes with the disinfect spray!"

"Well if you keep moving then I'll have to hold you down."

"I'd quite like that- ACK!"

"Don't you fricking dare or else I'll spray the disinfecting spray in your mouth."

"Okay okay, I hate you Etho."

"Love you too."

Eating Flowers (Limited Life - Cleo, Scar, and Bdubs)

"Okay boys- What are you guys doing!?"

"We're eating flowers mom! Can't you see?"

"Bdubs. I can see that, but why??"

"They're yummy!"

"So, you two are just going to eat flowers?"

"Yep! You should join us, mom!"

"Scar, no thanks."

"Why?"

"Because unlike you two, I have enough sense to not eat plants."

"Then you're no fun."

"Scar Goodtimes, what did you just say to me?"

"Wait mom, I'm sorry.!"

"Haha! Scar is in trouble!"

"Bdubs, don't think that you're not in trouble too."

"Wait, please mom, we're sorry-"

"Get back here!"

"AAAA!!"

"RUN! RUN AWAY!"