The Life Series Oneshots

{Random Short Crackfics!}

I didn't know what I should write for this book today so here, have some crack.

Grain - 3L Grian and Scar

"Hey Grian, is this you?" Grian turned around, coming face-to-face with Scar. Scar was holding a piece of grain, and was staring down at with with a confused expression.

"No. Scar, that's a grain. That's a food. I'm Grian, a living being."

"So, is this your family then?" Scar asked.

"Scar, I'm not related to any kinds of grain." Grian sighed, shaking his head.

"Grian. You are a grain." Scar said casually.

"I'm not a grain, Scar!"

"Yes you are."

"No I'm not!"

The little battle continued to go on, until it reached a certain point.

"Yes you are, Grian. You are a grain."

"No I'm not a grain Scar! I'm a grain-" Grian stopped, taking in the realization of what he had just said.

"See? You just admitted to it!"

"FUCK."

Tall or short?" - LL Etho and Bdubs

"So, in this relationship, who's the tall one and who's the short one?"

"Oh, I'm definitely the tall one, Etho."

"Nah, I think you're the short one. I'm the tall one, Bdubs."

"No you are not!"

"Am too. You're only 5'10, and I'm much taller than you."

"Yeah, but still, it should be tall and taller!"

"No, I think it's better with tall and short.

"HEY!"

"Yet you still didn't answer my question properly, Bdubs. Are you the tall one or the short one in this relationship?"

"I'm the tall-"

"No you're not. Let's be real."

"I'm tall! Are you saying that 5'10 is short!?

"I guess so. Are you the short one then?"

"No I'm not!"

"Really, cause you give off short vibes - WAIT BDUBS I'M SORRY!"

The mini argument ended with Bdubs tackling Etho, while yelling that 5'10 was tall.

Cup - DL Ren and Big B

"Here you go B! Here's your tea!"

"Thanks." Big B took the cup from Ren's hands, only to find it empty.

"Uhh Ren? The cup is empty.."

"Oh I know! It's a cup, why would it be filled?" Big B started to wonder if Ren was hit in the head with something, so he tried again.

"Didn't you say that my tea was read-"

"It's a cup." At this point, Big B was very confused. What was going on with his soulmate?

"I know it is but-"

"Cup." Okay, what was going on now? Big B was so confused.

"Yes, but-"

"Cup."

"Ren, are you okay-?"

Silence, just for a moment.