21 = Obanai (but he'll be 21 forever)
Also, Double Life & Last Life Edition
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Etho: Are you coming to bed?
Joel: I can't. This is important.
Etho: What?
Joel: Someone is wrong on the internet.
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Grian: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Scar: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Big B: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Ren: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?
Big B: How does it WALK??
Ren:
Ren: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?
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Impulse: Knock, knock.
Bdubs: Who's there?
Impulse: Boo!
Bdubs: Boo who?
Impulse: Why are you crying?
Bdubs: I'm not crying.
Impulse: Hello notcrying, I'm Impulse.
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Scott: Here's the cold medicine you asked for.
Scott: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Cleo: ...Thanks.
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Martyn: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.
Pearl: Are you okay.
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*Martyn and Pearl are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Martyn: oh my god, Pearl, backwards!
Pearl: Really, Martyn? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
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Grian: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Big B: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Grian: I don't have time for their problems.
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Joel: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Scar: What changed your mind?
Joel: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
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Big B: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
Ren, exasperated: WHY?!?
Ren points at Cleo: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Ren points at Lizzie: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Ren points at Big B: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Ren: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
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Grian, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.
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Mumbo: *sighs* I have no friends...
Grian:
Grian: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!
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The Life Series Oneshots
FanfictionWelcome to a series of Life Series Oneshots! Started - 02/11/24 Ended - 08/31/24 I only ship the Minecraft personas. Not their real life selves. I do NOT write smut. There will be trigger warnings on any of the chapters if needed. This is my first e...
