when I tell you it was raining so much today I'm not lying.
there was like a mini rushing river between the camp bus (cause I had camp today) and the sidewalk 😭
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Ren: There is no i in happyness...
Martyn: There is if you fucking spell it right.
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Lizzie: Are pigeons drones?
Joel: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
Lizzie: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Joel: *Crying* Please let me sleep...
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Skizz: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Etho?
Etho: No.
Bdubs: I do!
Skizz: I know, Bdubs.
Bdubs: I'm sad.
Skizz: I know, Bdubs.
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Skizz, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Tango: ....
Skizz: *lip smack*
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Impulse: You're ignoring all your problems.
Etho: I know.
Impulse: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Etho: I'm ignoring that fact as well.
Impulse:
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Etho: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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Impulse: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Tango: I would say infinitesimally.
Skizz: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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Scar: I'm having problems with a guy...
Bdubs: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
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Bdubs: Why is Scar crying?
Cleo: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Scar: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Bdubs: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Scar: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Bdubs: NO, NOT THAT!
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Joel: Watcha doin?
Grian: Stealing my neighbour's cat.
Joel: Scandalous.
Joel: Can I help?
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Joel: If any person here knows of any just cause or impediment why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
Jimmy: Yes! I do. One of the partners is already married! They married me three years ago. And don't let them deny it! I've got the marriage certificate to prove it!
*Grian turns around to face them*
Jimmy: Oh... sorry. Wrong church.
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Cleo: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Pearl: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Martyn: Wasps?
Scott: Terriers?
Cleo: Scott.
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The Life Series Oneshots
FanfictionWelcome to a series of Life Series Oneshots! Started - 02/11/24 Ended - 08/31/24 I only ship the Minecraft personas. Not their real life selves. I do NOT write smut. There will be trigger warnings on any of the chapters if needed. This is my first e...
