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Scar: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Grian: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
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Joel: I wasn't that drunk.
Etho: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Joel: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Scott, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Cleo: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Scott: I absolutely fucking do not.
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Scott: If you had to choose between Martyn and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Pearl: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Martyn: Pearl!
Scott: 63 cents.
Pearl: ...I'll take the money.
Martyn: PEARL!!!
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Big B: *raises eyebrows*
Ren: Put those back down!
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Bdubs: Impulse, are you drinking... drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Impulse: It says H2O2! That means it's the sequel to water!
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Skizz: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Skizz: Oh, look! A butterfly!
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Tango: Skizz, I want a bedtime story!
Skizz: I'm busy, Tango. I'll tell you one tomorrow.
Tango: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed!
Skizz: Once upon a time, there was a person named Tango, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.
Tango: I don't like these stories with morals.
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Skizz: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Tango: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Bdubs: A realist sees a freight train.
Etho: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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*The squad is playing a team sport*
Impulse: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Skizz?
Etho: Have you ever played a game with Skizz?
Impulse: No...
Etho: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Skizz, chasing Tango: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Jimmy: I'm very scary.
Joel: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Jimmy: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Joel: And small.
Jimmy:
Jimmy: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Joel, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Jimmy, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Grian: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Joel: Playing systemic oppression.
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The Life Series Oneshots
FanfictionWelcome to a series of Life Series Oneshots! Started - 02/11/24 Ended - 08/31/24 I only ship the Minecraft personas. Not their real life selves. I do NOT write smut. There will be trigger warnings on any of the chapters if needed. This is my first e...
