The Life Series Oneshots

{Incorrect Quotes 22!}

This will be my last incorrect quotes chapter on this book, so, this will be longer than the usual incorrect quotes chapter!
So, I'll be doing 10 quotes from each life series (including Real Life) all in order. So basically, 3rd Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, and Real Life. Then, I'll do a small handful of quotes (like at least 5) with random people.
Hope you enjoy!

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(3rd Life) 1.
Grian: I'm sad.
Scar: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Scar: And das not good.

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2.
Scott: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Jimmy: Wow. They sound stupid.
Scott: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Jimmy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Scott: I guess you're right. Hey Jimmy, I love you.
Jimmy: See! Just say that!
Scott: Holy fucking shit.
Jimmy: If that flies over their head then, sorry Scott, but they're too dumb for you.
Scott: Jimmy.

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3.
Bdubs: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Cleo: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Bdubs: Th-that's not how that works-

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4.
*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Martyn: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Ren: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Etho: What about Skizz? Nobody ever suspects Skizz!
Skizz: Well what about Big B? They have a gun!
Big B: Martyn has a knife.
Martyn: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Etho in the arm*

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5.
*The squad is playing a team sport*
Bdubs: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Cleo?
Tango: Have you ever played a game with Cleo?
Bdubs: No...
Tango: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Cleo, chasing Impulse: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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6.
Grian: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:
Grian: Scar, what the actual FUCK?

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7.
Grian: Hey Scott, do you have any hobbies?
Scott: Swimming..
Grian: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Scott: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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8.
Cleo: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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9.
Watcher: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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10.
Grian, looking at a selfie of Scar's: I hate this photo.
Scar: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Grian: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Scar: Up to kindness.