The Life Series Oneshots

{Incorrect Quotes 15}

I've lost my sanity and I don't know what to write. So here! *throws and ascends into the sky*
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Lizzie: You believe me?
Joel: Lizzie, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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Grian: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.
Scar: Huh?
Grian: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-
Scar: I love you.
Grian:
Scar:
Scar: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Grian: I KNEW IT!!

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Martyn: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Mumbo: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.
Martyn: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Skizz: Hey, if you type in your password, it'll show in stars.
Skizz: ********* see!
Tango: hunter2
Tango: Doesn't look like stars to me.
Skizz: Tango: *******
Skizz: That's what I see.
Tango: Oh, really?
Skizz: Absolutely.
Tango: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2.
Tango: Haha, does that look funny to you?
Skizz: Lol, yes. See when YOU type hunter2, it shows it to us as *******
Tango: That's cool. I didn't know this site did that.
Skizz: Yup. No matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
Tango: Awesome.
Tango: Wait, how do you know my password?
Skizz: Er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it's your password.
Tango: Oh, ok.

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Etho: Go on, give Tango a compliment.
Skizz: How do you expect me to do that?
Bdubs: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you.
Skizz: Uhh... You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day!
Tango, sobbing: Nobody's ever said that to me before!

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Impulse: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Skizz: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Impulse: Oh...
Tango, from across the room: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Etho: I'm so tired.
Tango: Did you get to bed late?
Etho: No.
Tango: Did you do something strenuous?
Etho: No.
Tango: Then why are you tired?
Etho: I'm alive.
Tango: Sounds exhausting.

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Etho: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Impulse: It's Skizz's turn.
Skizz: Don't die.
Impulse, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

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Martyn: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I'm your boyfriend?
Scott: Dude- Its satire!
Martyn: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!