The Life Series Oneshots

{Joel's Failed Water Clutch - SL Crack?}

crack because I have nothing else to write.

Joel looked down at the group of people, standing on his man made pillar of cobblestone. He held a bucket of water in one of his hands, and with the other, cupped it around his mouth.

"You guys!" He shouted, brining all their attention to him. There was a pause until Joel spoke again.

"I'm going to make this insane clutch, and you're all about to see it!" He yelled, laughing. From down below, he saw Lizzie, his wife, pull out a megaphone from nowhere.

"Joel, what the actual FUCK." Lizzie shouted. Grian shoot her a small look from swearing but didn't say anything. Most of his attention was on Joel, so was the rest of the group. Joel laughed, cupping his mouth again.

"Lizzie, I'll land it! You'll see how much of a great, mighty, strong, charming husband I am!" He yelled back. From down below, Joel could faintly make out Lizzie slapping her forehead. Stepping slightly back, Joel yelled once more.

"Alright., here we go!" Joel yelled. He made sure that the water bucket was filled and that he had it tightly clutched in his hand. At the base of his pillar, he saw that people had put water surrounding the ground, but Joel wanted to prove to everyone that he could do a water bucket clutch. Taking a step forward, he jumped off, hearing the crown all gasp together below.

The wind was rushing through his ears, as the ground got closer and closer, and the crowd got larger and larger. Joel readied his water bucket, and was about to place it. He was about to hit the ground.

He didn't even throw the water onto the ground, and he died. He failed, miserably.

<Smallishbeans fell from a high place>

The crowd collectively groaned as Joel's body disappeared.

"Oh Joel."