The Life Series Oneshots

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Joel, over radio: Testing. Testing. Etho, can you hear me?
Etho, standing next to Joel: I'm standing right here.
Joel: You're coming through good and loud.
Etho: 'Cause I'm standing right here.

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Grian: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Scar.
Grian: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Grian: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Scar: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Grian: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Scar: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Grian: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

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*while waiting outside the principal's office*
Cleo: What are you in for?
Lizzie: Oh, they just want to know if it's cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?
Cleo: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.
Lizzie:
Lizzie:
Lizzie: We live very different lives.
Cleo: Yes we do.

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Pearl: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Gem: Only if you also don't ask why.
Gem: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Pearl: ...
Pearl, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Scott: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Martyn: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

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*Grian recording whilst Joel and Jimmy are arguing*
Joel: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Grian: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Jimmy, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Joel: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Jimmy: It's my favorite movi-
Joel: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, JIMMY!
Jimmy: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Joel: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!

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*While planning to break in somewhere*
Scott: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Cleo: What?
Scott: "Get Help."
Cleo: No.
Scott: C'mon, you love it!
Cleo: I hate it.
Scott: It's great! It works every time!
Cleo: It's humiliating.
Scott: Do you have a better plan?
Cleo: No.
Scott: We're doing it!
Cleo: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Scott, carrying Cleo: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Cleo at guards, knocking them out*
Scott: Ahh, classic!
Cleo: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Scott, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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Martyn, throwing a pokeball at Pearl: Pearl, I choose you!
Pearl, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.