𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐗 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 - 𝟓

Bar Fight ❀

𝐀/𝐍 - All credit goes to the writer withahappyrefrain on Tumblr

https://www.tumblr.com/withahappyrefrain/682923055453962240/oh-my-god-if-you-ever-get-into-a-bar-fight-with?source=share

Parings → Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings → alcohol

Summary → Peter prevents the reader from starting a bar fight by intervening just in time.

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As Peter turns around after getting his drink from the bartender, he goes on high alert at the realization that you are no longer by his side.

He quickly scans the bar, reminding himself to look both up and down due to how short you are.

He finds you. You've just downed your drink and from the way you're talking with your hands at the person across from you, Peter knows you're feeling the effects of your drinks.

It's when you shake your head and put a finger up at them, your mouth clearly forming the word "no", that Peter begins to make his way through the crowd.

The last thing he needs is trying to fight someone without showing off that he had super strength. As Peter got closer, he could begin to hear your conversation.

"How....like how on God's green Earth, could you think they deserve that?" You said.

"You just have to look at them! It's so obvious!"

You shook your head. Peter could see the anger bubbling up.

Oh God, you were pointing your index finger at them and saying no.

"How....how?! You're wrong. You are so fucking wrong. I have never heard a person say one wrong thing, right after the other."

"You're reading way too into this." Peter could tell they were starting to get frustrated. He did his best to move in-between the sea of people.

"And you are taking such a shallow approach to this!"

"It's just a movie."

"Ryan and Sharpay deserved those roles more than Troy and Gabriella!"

Oh God not this again.

At first, it was cute how fiery and passionate you would get when intoxicated. But then you put your hands on someone after they suggested Shrek was better than Shrek 2. Peter had to get you out of there quick.

"They sung the song the way Kelsey wanted it to be sung!"

"But Breaking Free is a bop."

"The way Kelsey had it was boring as hell. You're telling me you would have wanted to sit through that boring ballad? Ryan and Sharpay had the vision, they knew they needed to spice it up because they actually did theatre! They didn't just try it out on some whim!"

Before he met you, Peter had never seen the film. Your passionate rants were one of the many things he loved about you.

He just loved it a little less when you got drunk and threw drinks at people over it.

"That Ryan and Sharpay would have nailed! Could Troy and Gabriella pull off Bop to the Top? Absolutely not!"

"Ryan and Sharpay were shitty people!"

You looked ready to lunge at the person's neck.

Which was Peter's cue to step in.

"Alright ladybug, it is time for us to go! I am so sorry. Good thing she's cute, right?" Peter joked to the person you had been arguing with.

"No, we are not leaving until I knock some sense into-"

"Oh yes we are!" Before you could protest, Peter had one arm wrapped around your waist. He lifted you off the ground, your hip awkwardly resting on his.

"Sorry about that dude, she gets really passionate about her film opinions!" Peter whispered before turning around.

"Do not apologize to that person! They have shit taste!" You yelled over the music, "They probably think Glinda is a good witch!"

"She is!" You tried to turn around, but Peter's grip tighten as he walked out of the bar.

"Ladybug, I love you so much. But we are not getting arrested because of High School Musical."

"But Sharpay and Ryan-"

"Deserved those roles over Troy and Gabriella. Absolutely."

"See? You understand," you sighed and leaned your head into the crook of Peter's neck. Peter sighed, happy that you two were finally out of the crowded bar.

"We gotta start walking home now, okay?" He explained. You nodded your head.

"I'm.....I'm going to put you down now." You nodded your head again. Peter on the other hand, still maintained his grip on your waist. Your feet were still dangling above the ground.

"I know," You sighed.

".....We are not going back into the bar," Peter explained, his voice stern. You simply nodded your head.

Peter gently placed you back on the ground. After you stood there for a few moments, he removed his hand from your waist.

"They said Glinda was good, they need to understand she's a bitch!" You called out as you ran back into the bar.

Peter ran after you, calling your name. He should know better by now.

He'd be carrying you all the way home this time.

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