The Longest Weekend

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(The episode starts off with Mordecai, Rigby, Nico, Muscle Man, Margret, Eileen, Sabrina and Starla watching "The Longest Weekend" at the movie theater.)

Man in the movie: Ah, mon amor, our love is like the sun, bright and hot, but it burns everything it touches.

Woman in the movie: But it longs for its destructive heat.

Man in the movie: My darling, our love is too intense for us to be together for an extended period of time. Only a part when we understand the depths of our love.

Woman in the movie: Must you go?

Man in the movie: I must, and when I return after one weekend, our reunion will be awesome.

Woman in the movie: How awesome will it be?

Man in the movie: We can only find out after I return.

Rigby: Ugh! This movie sucks! It's called "The Longest Weekend", I thought it was going to be about a party.

Nico : I know right.

Starla: Shhhhh.

Man in the movie: Adieu, mon amor. (He leaves, then he stops.) I can not leave you, even for a weekend.

(They run to each other, then when they kiss, they explode, and the word "Fin" appears on the screen.)

Rigby: "Fin"? Fin this! (He makes a fart noise into his mouth, then Mordecai, Rigby, Nico and Muscle Man laugh, but the girls don't.)

(Everyone leaves the theater.)

Mordecai: Well, that was a waste of money.

Rigby: "Longest Weekend"? More like, longest waste of time.

Mordecai: I know, that thing was like, three hours long.

Nico : The most boring three hours of my life.

Margaret: Come on, you guys, you survived.

Mordecai: Admit it, that movie was terrible.

Margaret: Okay, it was pretty bad.

Sabrina : Yeah the only thing that was good was the ending.

Starla: I thought it was a beautiful movie, it really spoke to me.

Muscle Man: The only thing speaking to me is my stomach. (Stomach growls) What's that, boy? You want some chili dogs? Come on, everyone, let's go get some dogs.

Starla: Wait a minute, Mitch.

Muscle Man: Huh?

Starla: That movie made me wonder if we're taking our love for granted.

Muscle Man: What are talking about, babe?

Starla: Well, we're too close, there's no space between us for our love to grow. We need to spend the weekend apart to test the strength of our love.

Muscle Man: But, babe, we had plans to hang out all weekend.

Starla: If we can't get through two days apart, how are we going to stay together forever? (Margaret looks at Mordecai, while Mordecai makes a look.) If we can't make it on our own, then we should break up.

Muscle Man: Uhh?

Starla: Don't you think our love is strong enough?

Muscle Man: Yeah, but--?

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