(We begin in Skips' car, driving through the woods. The ten groundskeepers are all dressed in Halloween costumes.)
Muscle Man : (dressed like Abraham Lincoln) Man, I can't wait to get to the party. (to HFG, wearing a fake mustache) It's gonna be all, like, "What's up, Mr. President?" (He laughs. He and HFG then hi-five each other.) You know who else is, like, "What's up, Mr. President?" My mom!
Gremo: ( dressed like Kobe Bryant) For real dude !When I show up the babes gonna be like Heyy Kobe ! I'm a spin this basketball with my finger. ( spins the ball on his finger) And there gonna be cheering for me like Kobe ! Kobe ! Kobe !
Muscle Man : ( laughs ) Aw Yeah ! ( high fives Gremo.)
Benson: (dressed like a pirate) Muscle Man, Gremo enough.
Pops: (dressed like mummy) Do you think they'll have snacks?
Mordecai : (dressed like Frankenstein's monster) It's the biggest Halloween party in town, Pops. They'll have all the candy you can eat.
Rigby: (dressed like Beef Burrito) Yeah, but all the good stuff will be gone before will get there! This drive is taking forever!
Benson: The map says it should be right around here.
Muscle Man: Stop reading a map wrong, Thomas and Damien You're gonna get us lost!
Thomas : (dressed like Lone Ranger) We don't even have the map!
Muscle Man: You shut it, Thomas! What did I tell you about talking to me?
Benson: Leave him alone, Muscle Man, he's just an intern. It's bad enough he and Damien aren't getting paid.
Damien : ( dressed like the black power ranger from mighty morphin) Wait, what you guys are getting paid?
Skips: (dressed like Dracula) Benson, you sure you know where we're going? I haven't seen a house for miles!
Benson: It's fine, I know what I'm doing. (flips his eye patch to other eye)
Nico : ( dressed like Sonic the Hedgehog) Yeah we're not gonna make it.
Rigby: (groans) Ugh! I'm dying of boredom back here.
Pops: We could pass the time with a game of "I Spy".
Rigby: No way. You got carsick the last time we played that.
Mordecai: I know! (in signature word stretch) How about some scary stori-i-i-es?
Rigby: Yeah-yuh!
Nico : Let's do it !
Benson: No! Pops can't handle it.
Pops: Oh, nonsense. I'll be fine.
Benson: Okay. (to Mordecai, Rigby and Nico) But if he gets scared, you three are in serious trouble.
Rigby: Yeah, yeah.
Mordecai: All right. It all started at the Bowling Alley on a dark and stormy night.
Payback (as told by Mordecai)
(Fade to Stardust Lanes. Mordecai, Rigby,Nico, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, Gremo and Steve, Mordecai's uncle, are playing a free-for-all bowling match. Mordecai bowls a strike.)
Mordecai: WHOOOOAAAAA! That's game! (Rigby, Nico, Muscle Man, HFG and Gremo grumble to themselves.)
Uncle Steve: Ha ha. Yeah, you show them how you roll it, Mordy. Heyyyyy!
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
