Regular Show

Quips

Episode starts at the Park)

Benson: You guys have all your assignments for today. Oh, and don't forget that tonight is Game Night.

Mordecai: Aw, yeah! Game Night!

Rigby: What are we playing?

Benson: Yeah, Skips, what are we playing?

Skips: Tonight, we will be playing Drawsome.

(All the park workers cheer)

Muscle Man: Alright. I love me some Drawsome. Who else is showing up to this Drawsome event?

Skips: I got a giant baby, Gary, and my cousin, Quips.

(All the park workers groan in disappointment after mentioning Quips)

Skips: What?

Nico : Uh look Skips I don't want to be rude or anything. And I don't hate the guy but.

Skips : But what ?

Mordecai: Your cousin Quips is really annoying.

Rigby: Yeah, man, he's always telling lame jokes.

Skips: (confused) What are you guys talking about?

Mordecai: Come on, every other word out of that guy's mouth is some annoying joke.

Rigby: Yeah, some joke that isn't funny.

Skips: Come on, guys! His jokes aren't that bad.

(A taxi pulls up)

Quips: And then he said, "Yes, I do!" (Laughs) Alright, seriously, last one, cause I got to go. Why did- (The taxi driver is so annoyed by his jokes that he locks his door, and drives away fast as he can to avoid the jokes) Hey wait, I didn't get to finish my punchline! Aw well, he's probably already heard my routine. (He turns around and sees all of the others) Heeey, who's ready for some funny?

Everyone except Skips: Ugh!

Skips: You guys all remember my cousin, Quips.

Everyone except Skips: (displeased) Hey, Quips.

Quips: Hey, Benson. Nice to see ya. Speaking of "see ya," what did one ocean say to the other ocean? "'Sea ya later!" (Laughs)

Benson: I don't get it.

Quips: Oh, well, an ocean is a body of water, and the sea is also––

Benson: I don't care.

Quips: A little more care will give you a little more hair. Zingo!

Benson: Ugh!

Pops: Hello, Quips.

Quips: Pops, looking good. In fact, you look amazing. Just a compliment, don't get a big head. (Everyone is shocked) Oops, too late! Zammo! (Pops is upset, while Mordecai, Rigby, Nico, Gremo HFG glare at Quips ragingly) And of course Muscle Man, you love the jokes, why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay-gulls! (Laughs) I got a whole bit about bodies of water. What? You say you want another one?

Muscle Man: We didn't say anything.

Quips: What did the lake say to the puddle?

Gremo : We didn't ask bro !

Skips: Come on, Quips. Let's get you unpacked. You probably want to lie down after your trip.

Quips: Guess it's time to take this comedy show on the road. And by comedy show, I mean me! Zingo! (Leaves)