Regular Show

Pie contest

(We begin at the porch of the park house. Benson has an announcement for the eight original groundskeepers)

Benson: Alright, everyone. As you know, today is the annual pie contest. And, surprise, surprise, we're gonna do it the same as last year. Skips, you're on podium duty. (Skips nods, and walks off, carrying a rake) Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, and Gremo you guys go and set up the booths.

Gremo: Yeah! (high-fives Hi Five Ghost and Muscle Man)

Muscle Man :Later grandmas! (runs off)

Benson: Pops, you're in charge of decoration.

Pops : Oh, rest assured, it will be a delight to the senses. (He walks off.)

Benson: I'll be in charge of judging the pie contest. (focus on Mordecai, Rigby and Nico) Mordecai, Rigby, and Nico just go pick up garbage or something. (Mordecai and Nico groans)

Rigby: Aw, what?

Nico : Ugh ! We always pick up trash Benson ! We've been picking up trash since the first day of being hired here.

Mordecai:! Why do we always get the lame jobs?!

Rigby: Yeah, why can't we judge the pies?

Benson: (chuckles) Yeah right! You have no idea what it takes.

Rigby: Uh, I'm gonna guess eating a bunch of pies.

Nico : Literally ! ( High fives Rigby)

Benson: No, it's not just eating a bunch of pies! Trust me on this, you're not ready.

Rigby: Come on, how hard can it be? I eat pies all the time.

Benson: (groans) This isn't a game, Rigby.

Nico : Benson we're just eating pies like literally. I ate pecan pie, sweet potato pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry pie, strawberry pie, and chocolate pie with ice cream. It's all delicious literally a 10 star rating.

Mordecai: Dude, just give us a chance! You always give us jobs we hate. If you gave us a job we liked for once, we might actually be good at it!

Nico : Facts !

Benson: I don't have time for this. Go pick up some trash or you're fired. (gets in the golf cart and drives away. Mordecai, Rigby and Nico chase him down the dirt road)

Mordecai: Wait!

(focus on Benson. We hear the duo land on the roof of the cart, then, from Benson's POV, we see Mordecai, Rigby and Nico hanging from the roof)

Mordecai, Rigby and Nico: Let us be judges!

Benson: (screams, then, hits the brake, flinging Mordecai, Rigby and Nico to the ground and leaving them barely conscious. Benson then walks up, annoyed) You are actually willing to put yourselves in physical danger just so you can judge pies?! (Mordecai, Rigby and Nico moan in their state of pain) Okay, fine. But I warned you. If you come to me wanting to quit, YOU'RE FIRED! (storms off. Mordecai, Rigby and Nico then high-five)

(clock transition to a mini-montage of the beginning of the pie contest. Some contestants have set up. Then, we pan down from the pie contest banner to Mordecai, Rigby and Nico wearing the judge ribbons as the contestants look on. The trio nod, and then walk into the contest. A girl waves to the trio, and Mordecai nods flirtatiously. Rigby does the same to a trio of girls looking on. Nico does the same but blows a kiss to a group of girls and one of them falls. Next, we see two teenagers talking. The blonde teen taps the ginger's shoulder, and points towards Mordecai, Rigby and Nico. The ginger turns, revealing his pie-shaped sunglasses, and greets Mordecai. Finally, Mordecai, Rigby and Nico look at the pies set up. There are apple pies, strawberry pies, and even chocolate pies. The montage then ends on Mordecai, Rigby and Nico walking up to judge Pops' pie)