Sandwich of Death

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(Episode starts with a temple and a volcano behind it.)

Announcer: Thousands of years ago, in the most ancient of dojos, the most delicious sandwich in the world entered our realm.

(The sandwich flies out of the volcano and a man on a sidewalk catches it and eats it.)

Announcer: The only problem is if you eat it wrong... You'll die.

Man: Huh?

(The man explodes. Then the scene cuts to a shirtless man holding the sandwich.)

Announcer: Fortunately, men discovered the correct way to eat it.

(The man's pants get ripped into jean shorts and a mullet wig appears on his head.)

Announcer: With cut-off jean shorts and the proper haircut.

(The man holds the sandwich up, then the scene cuts to a montage of random guys with jean shorts and mullets eating the sandwich in different ways.)

Singer: Death Sandwich! Death Sandwich! If you don't eat it right, you're gonna DIE tonight! It's the Death Sandwi-i-i-i-i-i-ich!!

Announcer: So come on down to "Death-Kwon-Do Pizza & Subs."

Man: (He points at the viewer.) And remember, eat it right or you'll die!

(Mordecai, Rigby and Nico  look at each other and run out the door; scene goes to "Death-Kwon-Do Pizza & Subs" in the Two Peaks Mall; Mordecai,Rigby  and Nico run to the counter.)

Mordecai, Rigby and Nico: Uhh...

(Sensai turns around, wearing an apron and is holding a notepad and pen.)

Sensai : How may I help you? (He notices Mordecai,Rigby and Nico ) You guys?!

Mordecai: Haha, hey.

Sensai: So, you have the nerve to look me in the eye after my business?!

Mordecai: Look, we're sorry about that, man. 

Nico : It was really Rigby's fault. ( Points at Rigby)

Rigby : My fault if you jerks didn't keep picking on me with punchies I wouldn't even ask this guy to train me ! 

( Nico and Rigby start arguing but Mordecai slapped them both in the head.)

Mordecai : But hey, it looks like you really bounced back. Got this whole sandwich gig going on, looking good.

Sensai: (He sighs.) You're lucky forgiveness is one of the many virtues of Death-Kwon-Do. So what can I get you?

Mordecai,Rigby and Nico: The Death Sandwich!

Sensai: To receive the Death Sandwich, you must first sign this waiver of death.

Mordecai: Yeah, sure. Let's do it.

Rigby: Yeah, why not?

Nico : Cool.

(Sensai shows the waiver saying "You can't sue me" and they sign it.)

Sensai: Alright, I'll have that out for you in a minute.

(The Sensai backflips to behind a table and makes the Death Sandwich and making noises at the same time; the Sensai puts his hands together and brings it to Mordecai, Rigby and Nico.)

Sensai: One Death Sandwich.

Mordecai, Rigby and Nico : Yeah-yuh!

Sensai: But, remember. If you don't eat it right, you die.

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