Episode starts with all the park members are sitting on the steps of Pops' house while Benson is announcing at the front.)
Benson: All right, everyone, quiet down. We all got to setup for a band that's playing at the park tonight.
(Park members chatter)
Mordecai: What band, Benson?
Benson: It's not important.
Mordecai: What's the matter? We only want to know what band.
Benson: Hair to the Throne.
(All park workers except Benson gasp)
Mordecai, Rigby and Nico : Hair to the Throne?!
Rigby: One of the greatest living bands to ever live is coming to the Park?!
Nico : The one band that literally performed in Tokyo on a flying hoverboard drone ?!
Muscle Man: This is huge. Hair to the Throne got me though high school.
(All park workers except Benson get psyched talking about it)
Mordecai: You got to tell us everything!
Rigby: Yeah! Do we get to meet them?
Nico : When do they get here ?
Muscle Man: How about backstage passes?
Gremo : What about being their roadies ?
Nico: Are they gonna play the sweet drum solo off their first album?
Rigby: The most epic drum solo in history.
Mordecai: You've heard it, right?
Rigby: I guess you're kind of out of touch, huh?
(Benson turns red)
Mordecai: Don't worry. You can totally borrow my --
Benson: Oh, I've heard it because it was me! I performed that drum solo!
(After a short pause, Mordecai, Rigby and Nico laugh)
Nico : Good one Benson.
Benson : It's the truth I played that solo !
Mordecai: Get real, Benson.
Rigby: Yeah, we know you used to be in a band or whatever, but there's no way you played that solo.
Benson: Oh, just because I'm some lame, old park manager, I can't do it?
Mordecai: (scoffs) Yeah. That solo features a hundred and fifty pieces of percussion.
Skips: It's too advanced for anyone to play.
Benson: It is not!
Rigby: It's dangerous for a person to play. I heard some guy in Denmark tried, (he raises his arms) and his skeleton caught on fire! (Mordecai nods.)
Benson: How about I play the solo then?
Mordecai: What?
Benson: That's right. If you want to hear some real drumming and not some artificial garbage, I'll be performing the legendary solo right before the concert.
(The band's bus shows up, and a bunch of screaming fans are running towards it. All park workers, except Benson, run to the bus as well.)
Rigby: Oh, look, they're here!
Benson: UGH!
Muscle Man: Out of the way, losers. (He pushes fans out of the way)
(The park workers approach the band.)
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
