Guys night

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Episode opens with Mordecai mowing the lawn, Muscle Man digging a hole for a box and Hi Five Ghost washing a window. Mordecai checks the time on his watch. It is 6:00, meaning it's--)

Mordecai: Guy's night!

(The song "Party All The Time" by Eddie Murphy plays in the background while Muscle Man checks the exact same time on his radio, and realizes it's--)

Muscle Man: Guy's night!

(Rigby, who is cleaning the toilet, checks the exact same on his watch, and also knows it's--)

Rigby: Guy's night!

(Hi Five Ghost, who is wiping the windows, sees the time on the clock in the computer room, and also knows it's--)

Hi Five Ghost: Guy's night!

( Nico is painting a shed white with a roller and his alarm rings on his phone and knows it's- -)

Nico : Guy's night !

Gremo is replacing a net on the basketball hoop and looks at his watch and also knows it's - - )

Gremo : Guy's night !

Mordecai: (hopping off the lawnmower) Guy's night!

Rigby: (flushing the toilet) Guy's night! (goes out of the park bathrooms)

Nico: ( throws the whole paint can at the shed) Guy's night ! ( He runs off.)

(Muscle Man whoops away from the hole)

Hi Five Ghost: (throwing his stuff in celebration) Whoo-hoo! (flies off)

Gremo : ( bouncing the basketball ) Guy's night ! Guy's night ! Guy's night ! ( shoots a three pointer and makes it.) WHOOO! ( He runs off.)

(Benson and Skips are walking off.)

Mordecai: Benson, guy's night!

Rigby: Guy's night, Benson!

Benson: Has a month passed already? (Skips nods in confirmation) All right, don't get too crazy.

Nico: Oh, you don't have to worry about us.

(cut to Pops's house hallways)

Mordecai, Rigby and Nico : Guy's night!

Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and Gremo :? Guy's night!

(The guys put a bunch of snacks and drinks on the kitchen table.)

All:? Chips, chips, chips, chips!

(They scarf down the potato chips and throw away the bag.)

Mordecai:?   (holding a chip and a flat can of salsa) You gotta scoop it. (eats) Scoop it. (eats)

? All:? Soda, soda, soda, soda!

(Muscle Man pours two full bottles of soda into one cup, drinks it, and whoops. Cut to the guys staring at a magazine)

Rigby:Oh, yeah!

Nico : Yeah  baby !

Muscle Man: She looks good.

Hi Five Ghost: I think I'm in love.

Gremo : I'd like to get my hand on that.

Mordecai: Uh, yeah, I'd parallel-park that.

(They laugh as they hear the doorbell ring. They run to the door)

All: (chanting) Za! Za! Za! Za! Za! Za! (opening the door) Pizza!

Pizza Guy: (chuckles) Guy's night?

All: GUY'S NIGHT! (They laugh. Cut to the scene where they play poker)

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