Episode starts with Muscle Man getting a haircut at a barber shop called Cheap Cuts)
Muscle Man: Not too much off the top, Tony. Everything's got to be perfect. Tonight's my one-year anniversary with Starla.
Tony: Where you guys headed?
Muscle Man: A bunch of us are gonna get our skate on at the roller rink. That's why I'm getting my hair cut and everything.
Tony: Sounds like a big deal.
Muscle Man: Yeah, but I've got it all figured out, though. I pre-requested the deejay to play our song at the end of the night.
Tony: Oh, boy, she's gonna love that. (He blow dries Muscle Man's hair)
Muscle Man: Yeah, I know.
(Tony wipes off Muscle Man's chin)
Tony: All right. You're all done.
Muscle Man: Thanks, Tony.
Tony: Don't mention it. You look great, kid.
(Tony hands over a mirror, and Muscle Man sees a bald spot on the back of his head. He is in shock as he runs outside.)
Hi Five Ghost: Muscle Man?
Gremo : Dude, what's the matter?!
Muscle Man: What do you think's the matter? I'm bald! (He shows Hi Five Ghost and Gremo the bald patch on his head)
Hi Five Ghost and Gremo : Whoa!
Muscle Man: I can't let Starla see me like this!
Gremo : What's wrong with it ?
Hi Five Ghost : It's not that bad.
Muscle Man: Yes it is! If she sees me bald, she's gonna dump me! I just have to figure out a way to keep Starla from finding out that I'm bald.
Gremo : Okay now you're going way too far bro Starla's not gonna care trust me.
Muscle man : Oh shut up Grem you don't even have a girlfriend!
Gremo : You did not have to go there !
(Muscle Man goes into Benson's office, while wearing a 'It's Party Time' Sombrero)
Benson: No, no, no, no, no.
Muscle Man: What?
Benson: It's not party time. It's work time. Get rid of the hat.
Muscle Man: Aw, come on, Benson!
Benson: You know the rules. No oversized novelty hats on work time.
Muscle Man: Fine!
(Throws his hat on the ground, and Benson sees his bald spot)
Benson: Whoa.
Muscle Man: Is it that noticeable?
Benson: Yes. But don't worry. Lots of guys are bald and they're really cool. (Happily) I mean, look at me!
Muscle Man: Come on, Benson, just give me back the hat!
Benson: Sorry, Muscle Man, but you know the rules. (He shreds the Sombrero in the shredder)
Muscle Man: Ugh! (He hits the wall with his right fist, and leaves)
Benson: Punching the wall isn't gonna grow it back! I already tried.
(Muscle Man is seen with a comb-over and runs into Skips)
Skips: You're not fooling anyone.
Muscle Man: What are you talking about?
Skips: Your comb-over.
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