One pull up

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(The episode starts with Benson having an announcement with Mordecai, Rigby, Nico, Pops, Skips. Muscle Man,Hi Five Ghost and Gremo. They are all standing in the park's carpark.)

Benson: Okay, everyone. Unfortunately, the government just passed a new law. Starting today all park employees must pass an annual fitness test in order to keep their job. (The Park members groan.) I know. I know. I don't want to be here any more than you do. So let's get this over with so we can get back to work.(Park members murmur. A montage is shown of Benson writing and ticking off the check list on his clipboard as the park members take their annual fitness test. We see the checklist Benson is ticking off. Benson and the park members are up to the last part of the fitness test, in front of a pull up bar) All right, guys. Last part of the fitness test. Just do one pull-up, and we can get out of here.

(Pops does his pull up with ease)

Rigby: Dude, this test was so easy.

Mordecai: I know, right? What a waste of time.

Nico : Yeah ! Reminded me of gym class in high school. WHEW! Memories 

Rigby : Yeah that was exhausting Do you guys wanna go play some video games after this?

Mordecai and Nico: Ye-e-ah, we  do!

Benson: Mordecai. Rigby. Nico. Quit talking and get on the bar.

Mordecai: See you guys on the other side. (He walks away and goes does his pull up with ease) Boom!

(Park members cheer for Mordecai except for Rigby and Nico.)

Nico : Man watch this ( Goes to the pull up with ease with one hand) YEAH! 

( The park members cheer.)

Mordecai : Show off.

Nico : ( looks at his nails) Yeah whatever. Come one Rigby !

Rigby: (walks up to the pull up bar) Time to show all you chumps how to do a pull-up like a real man.

(Rigby jumps up and gets a hold of the bar, but struggles to even pull himself up. The park members are looking up at Rigby)

Muscle Man: Whomp-whomp. Wh-whomp... Who-o-mp.

Rigby: Stop talking!

Mordecai: Come on, dude. Quit messing around and just do the pull-up.

Nico : Yeah just pull up,literally.

Rigby: I'm... trying!

(Rigby tries to pull himself up and swings in frustration that he loses grip of the bar and falls to the ground. Muscle Man laughs)

Muscle Man: Oh, man! You can't even do one pull-up? (points at Rigby)

Rigby: Yes, I can! (slaps Muscle Man away) It was only because you distracted me with that stupid noise!

Muscle Man: Oh, so it was the noise's fault that you can't do a pull-up. Is that it?

Rigby: Yes! Yes! (pushes Muscle Man away) It was that stupid noise!

Muscle Man: Fine. Then go again.

Rigby: Don't make that noise again!

Muscle Man: I won't. I promise.

(Rigby jumps up.)

Muscle Man: Whomp-whomp! Wh-who-o-mp!

(Rigby screams and falls down [and doesn't even touch the bar]. Muscle Man laughs)

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