I'm Sorry in Advance

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This is so shitty. I haven't updated oneshots in so long and now it is being updated with this random ass little post. Apologies. T_T 

Anyway, got dared to do this a while back and absolutely forgot, so I must commit. 


The dare was to post a few things about me online. Something personal, something fun, something stupid, something embarrassing, and something interesting.  Oh, and my age.


Feels kind of broad, so let's just do my own interpretation.


#1 Something Personal.

My name starts with a K and has more letters that follow. There. I know right? Sooooo personal. 


#2 Something Fun

 I don't know... I'm not very fun though??? Uh... well, I'm writing an original book and am almost entirely done with the draft. That's fun for me I guess??? 


#3 Something Stupid

I imagine this means something stupid I've done, so... uh... sometimes I legitimately forget very important plot points in my stories and DIRECTLY conflict with them literally a chapter later. Or I forget the names of my own characters. Definitely humbling moments.


#4 Something Embarrassing 

Seems like the same thing as doing stupid things, but alright. I once blurted out every one of my father's very personal screwups to all of our most judgmental family members over Christmas because he told them to me as jokes and therefore, tiny version of me, tried to make family laugh by recounting them. It worked. It was half genuine, half awkward laughter. Car ride back home was silent and terrible. :)

#5 Something Interesting

Cool. Time to share random fun fact. Did you know elephants have a distal cushion, or fat pad, under their feet bones to absorb vibrations of impact when walking? But it means if you look at their feet in an X-ray, it looks like they're walking on tip toes. because they basically walk like they have built in high heels internally, lol. The more you know 🌈 💫

I think it's interesting, anyway.


Finally, my age...



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...Yeah I'm not doing that. 

Not a minor. There. That's all ya get. I'm not stupid enough to tell the internet my age, lol.


Anyway, hope this was fun for some of you. Sorry about the immediate disappointment upon opening this and finding no Oneshot updates. ^^"





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