Gene: We aren't talking about this! *draws a letter 'G'*.
Dante: .......
Gene: We aren't talking about this!! *draws a heart shape*
Dante: ........
Gene: We're not talking about this!!! *draws a letter 'Z'*
Dante: .........
Gene: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!!! *draws a heart with the letters 'G' and 'Z'*
~~~~~~
Gene: Hey, Zane?
Zane: What?
Gene: Did you sit on a pile of sugar?
Zane: No, why?
Gene: Because you have a sweet a**~.
Zane: .......
Garroth: *triggered*
~~~~~~
Gene: *gets out of the truck* Hey, Zane!
Zane: ???
Gene: Are you trash? 'Cause I wanna take you out~!
Zane: *triggered* WHAT YOU JUST CALL ME BOI!?
~~~~~~~
Gene: *sitting in a chair*
Zane: *working with a chemistry set*
Gene: *goes to a love generator website*
Zane: *still working*
Gene: *types in 'Gene' and 'Zane'*
Zane: *finishes the solution*
Gene: Zane.....
Zane: Yeah?
Gene: We have great chemistry.
~~~~~~~~
Zane: Look, Gene, I'm loyal to you!
Gene: Mmhmm.
Zane: *turns head*
Bone: *doing so much illegal stuff*
Zane: *turns head again*
Gene: *death stare*
Zane: *screams*
~~~~~~~~~
Zane: I'm leaving.
Gene: *appears out of no where* *leans in real close*
Gene: If you leave me for some motherf****** Ultima Werewolf I swear I will twist your nipples so f****** hard you cum without me even touching your d*** as you moan like a little whore calling me Daddy as you cry tears of pain.
Zane: Ohhhh f*** me Daddy~!
~~~~~~~~~
Gene: *sitting at a countertop*
Lillian: *sits next to him*
Gene: .........
Lillian: Hi....
Zane: *at home drinking coffee*
Gene: Hey.
Zane: *at home reading book*
Lillian: ....... Are you married?
Gene: Yes.
Zane: *still at home reading book*
Lillian: ....... So where's your wife?
Gene: ........
Zane: *at home* *raises head* *raises hand*
Gene: *sighs*
Lillian: *head goes backwards*
Zane: *slams his hand down on the tabletop*
Lillian: *bashes her head against the countertop*
Gene: He's at home.
Zane: *at home drinking coffee*
Gene: He's slightly crazy.
~~~~~~~~
Gene: *walks into the kitchen with his arms open*
Zane: *drinking vodka*
Gene: *pushes Zane out of the way* *picks up slice of pizza and walks away*
Zane: *throws bottle on the floor* *crosses arms and his eye is filled with tears*
~~~~~~~~~~
Gene: We're a dynamic duo!
Zane: *nods*
Zerian & Genocide: *smile*
Gene: And he's my sidechick.
Zane: *jaw drops*
Zerian & Genocide: *gasp*
Gene: SIDEKICK!
Gene: *in a coffin*
~~~~~~~
Zane: I...... *points to self*
Zane: Love..... *makes a heart*
Zane: *points to Gene* YOU~!
Gene: *falls backwards*
~~~~~~~
Zane: This is fun.
Gene: You know we can have even more fun up in my room, right?
Kawaii~chan: *has phone ready*
Zane & Gene: *playing video games*
Zane: You were so right.
Gene: Yup.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stargazer: Hope you enjoyed.
Kawaii~chan: And remember to always ship Zene!!
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Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
