Question: Do you guys enjoy these little crack pieces I do? I mean, I sure do enjoy some of the comments on them.
I've given you guys 12 oneshots, not including the discontinued oneshot, so it's time for a crack!
Edit: I am so pissed off right now. I had the entire ready, and Wattpad deleted more than half of it. They were hilarious as hell too!! Also, there were a lot more than the ones I put. I didn't want to put this piece on wait any longer, and K forgot where I got most of them from.
Gene: *holds up phone* Come on Zane look at the phone.
Zane: *clears throat* *points to Valentine's Day table with candies and flowers*
Gene: *sees a box of Magnum condoms*
Gene: Great idea babe--
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Zane: ....
Gene: ....
Zane: I love you.
Gene: Aw I love me too!
Zane: Really--
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Zane: *bites Gene*
Gene: *screams*
Gene: *bites Zane*
Zane: *moans*
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Gene: *closes door*
Zenix: Did you--
Dante: Smash?
Both: Did you smash?
Gene: *holding a football*
Gene: *throws it on the ground*
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Gene: *slaps Zane's rear*
Zane: *starts dancing*
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Garroth: I don't want this anymore, you have it. *throws shirt at him*
Gene: Thanks.. I guess.
Zane: Hey Gene! Nice shirt, where'd you get it?
Gene: I-I um uh--
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Zane: *gets in car* Hey sorry I'm late--
Gene: *in the driver's seat*
Zane: Wait you're not my dad!
Gene: Oh..
Gene: I can be your daddy~. *locks the car*
Zane: How--
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Zane: If I was a girl, what would I wear?
Garroth: Gothic Lolita.
Zane: Logical.
Gene: A THONG--
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Zane: I would date Garroth before I date any of you!
Garroth: *starry eyes*
Gene: *slowly brings up kitchen knife*
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Zane: I wish I had a different body structure.
Laurance: Zane, it's the way you were born. Irene gave you that shape for a reason!
Gene: Especially those feminine hips.
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Zianna: Zane, your tutor is here!
Zane: Really?
Gene: Hey Zane.
Zane: Mom I love you.
Zianna: I love you too.
Zane: *grabs Gene's arm* So let's go upstairs to my room--
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Gene: Oh my Irene there he is.
Zenix: You look great.
Gene: What should I do!?
Zenix: You pose, and I'll take photos of Zane.
Gene: *poses*
Zenix: *takes a photo*
Phone: *flash*
Gene: The flash!
Zane: *rises up* So you taking pictures of me?
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Gene: I would sleep with your emo brother.
Garroth: I would sleep with my emo brother too.
Zane: I would sleep with both of you--
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AND NOW, HAVE A ZARROTH MOMENT BECAUSE I LIKE THIS SHIP.
Zane: Kiss someone by surprise.
Zane: Hm....
Zane: *kisses Garroth on the lips*
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
