Zane: *getting dressed*
Gene: *presses against his bedroom window* HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!
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Zane: I like to sing.
Gene: Near my head.
Zane: Dance.
Gene: With me instead.
Zane: Annnd.......
Gene: ......
Zane: I like to have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
Gene: With me in bed.
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Gene: *walking with Zane*
Person: Gay fags!!
Zane: BOI WHAT YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MAN!? *stomps over*
Person: *getting beat up*
Gene: *video recording*
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Gene: When Zane agrees to share the same bed-
Gene: I believe I can flyy-
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Zane: Wake up in the morning-
Gene: *passed out and not wearing clothes*
Zane: Did I suck his dick-
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Gene: Oh I think that I found myself a Yandere-
Zane: *standing there with a knife* *leans in really close to Gene*
Gene: How did you get into my house-
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Gene: Grab somebody sexy tell them-
Gene: *runs past and picks Zane up* HEY!
Zane: *screams*
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Zane: *gets on his hands and knees* *starts crawling slowly*
Gene: Damn.
Aaron: What?
Gene: That ass.
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Zane: *thinks he's alone*
Gene: *walks in from the room over*
Zane: *doing a really inappropriate dance*
Gene: *thinks 'Damn that ass though'*
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Dante: What did you ask for this Christmas?
Gene: For the person I love to suck my d-
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Zane: It has been nice meeting you, Bone...
Bone: Maybe we could Netflix and Chill sometime~?
Zane: I don't watch Netflix.
Gene: Besides..... *grabs Zane's hand* *shoves it down his pants* We're touching partners-
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Zane: What would you do if I went into coma?
Gene: I would cry-
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Gene: I just wanted to bang you.... *grabs Zane's hand*
Zane: *in coma*
Gene: I know you'll heal.
Gene: I'll fuck you soon-
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Gene: *pushes Zane out in a wheelchair*
Gene: Due to your brother's broken hip he won't be able to walk for a few days.
Garroth: He came here for a headache....
Gene: Oh trust me.
Gene: I know.
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Gene: *falls out of the closet*
Y/N: Did you fall asleep in the closet again?
Gene: Yeah.
Gene: I had a dream.... where I had sex with an adorable ass raven haired boy....
Zane: *limping/crawling out of the closet*
Gene: ........
Gene: At least I think it was a dream-
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Gene: *answers the phone* Hey, Dante.
Dante: Where are you!?
Gene: I'm at Zenix's house...
Dante: Bullshit. I'm right here next to Zenix at his house.
Gene: Shit....
Gene: *hangs up*
Bone: Yo guys look! Zane Ro'Meave is taking his clothes off!
Zane: *clearly drunk* Who wants to fuck me~!?
Gene: I WILL-
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Zane: *runs to Gene*
Gene: *stands there*
Zane: *slides down his chest*
Gene: ........
Zane: Wow-
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Zane: *is a nurse* *wearing a short nurse dress* *opens Gene's door* I brought you some of that-
Gene: *holding a picture of Zane and has his clothes off*
Zane: *screams*
Gene: *screams*
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Zane: *a girl*
Gene: *spills his drink on her shirt*
Zane: *sighs* *takes it off because she thinks she has an undershirt on..... nope*
Gene: *nosebleed*
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Gene: I wonder what this button does.... *presses button*
*photos of a sexy Zane appear*
Gene: Oh I'm lusty now-
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Zane: *bends over to pick up his pencil*
Gene: I really wanna bend him over the table and ram him so fucking hard.....
Garroth: ..........
Gene: Oh hi Garroth I thought you were Zenix-
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Zane: *wearing a maid dress* *walks past Gene*
Gene: *slaps his rear*
Zane: *freezes*
*not so long later*
Zane: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH GENE-
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Zene: Zane and Gene fused.
Garroth: But we aren't Gems! We can't dance and fuse!
Zene: Oh trust me.
Zene: I know-
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Y/N: God. I hate when there's nothing but sex.
Me: I know right.
Y/N: You're one to talk.
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
