Gene: *watching Zane with a scarlet blush and a nosebleed*
Zane: *eating a hotdog like a D*
Garroth: Zane... have a hamburger instead--
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You: No no no no--
Zane: Hi--
You: *punches Zane in the belly*
Zane: OH WHAT THE FUCK!?
You: I can't stand by and let you throw away your life pike this.
You: You're too young.
You: You're too beautiful!
Zane: What are you talking about...!?
You: I'm talking about the baby growing inside of your belly right now.
Zane: .....
Zane: I'm not pregnant!
Garroth: You better not be.
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Gene: I'm just saying you should off that bikini body~.
Female!Zane: *wearing a black bikini that's too small for her chest*
Garroth: *puts summer dress onto Female!Zane*
Garroth: No touchy--
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Gene: I'll tell you what I wanna do--
Zane: Yeah? ?eah?
Gene: I WANNA FUCK YOU--
Garroth: *eyes snap open*
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Zane: *talking to Gene on the phone*
Zane: I love you so so much.
Garroth: *rises up from the floor behind Zane*
Laurance: *sitting across from Zane* (Ō_Ō)
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Zane: Garroth!!!
Garroth: *opens door* Yes baby brother?
Zane: Gene kicked me out of--
Garroth: *pulls him inside* LAURANCE!!!
Laurance: Yeah?
Garroth: Keep Zane here....
Garroth: I have a black haired delinquent to deal with--
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Laurance: You won't dare ruin one of Zane's dates with Gene!
Garroth: TRY ME--
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Gene: *watching Zane*
Gene: He's nothing like the boys you've ever seen before.
Gene: Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood.
Gene: I'm trying to find the words to describe this boy without being disrespectful--
Garroth: *behind him, holding an axe above his head*
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Aphmau: Now kiss.
Zane & Gene: *about to kiss*
Garroth: *breaks doors down* I OBJECT!!
Laurance: *from behind him, in the background* Hey! Crashing weddings is my job!!
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Garroth: NO KISSING, NO SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED OR ROOM, NO LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS, NO CALLING, NO TEXTING, NO DRINKING ANYTHING THAT WILL LEAD TO SHARING THE SAME BED, NO TOUCHING, NO HUGGING.
Zane: Garroth why are you so controlling?
Gene: Yeah I mean you share the same bed with Laurance all the time--
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*In PDH*
Zane: Gene took me for a ride and showed me a whole new world!
Garroth: *eyes go red*
Zane: Big brother no--
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Zane: I feel like Gene can undress me with his eyes....
Garroth: Oh don't worry baby brother, if he tries anything...
Garroth: Just know that I did it for your sake.
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Zane: Gene makes my pussy pop!
Garroth: *hears from upstairs*
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
