MCD Gene: *in the corner crying*
Zane: Hey there.... *reaches for MCD Gene, with a smile on his face*
MCD Gene: *looks up* *smiles* *goes to grab Zane's hand*
Aphmau: *singing* Can you feel the love tonight~?
MCD Gene: *pulls hand back*
MS Gene: *waving middle finger around behind Zane* GET THE FUCK BACK-
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Gene: Quiet hoes be like- *starts touching Zane*
Zane: Stop touching me... *tries to push him away* Stop touching me.... *pushes him off* STOP TOUCHING ME! STOP TOUCHING ME!
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Dante: OH NO!!!! We just split Gene into FIVE versions of himself!!
Garroth: You okay Gene...?
Rage Gene: *storms up to Garroth* I told you not to mess around with that thing!! *slaps him across the face*
Garroth: OW!
Timid Gene: *peaks out form behind Happy Gene* I don't like it here...
Yandere Gene: What's not to like~? *grabs Zane's hand*
Lazy Gene: *burps* *falls face first onto the floor*
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Gene: *leans back* I love watching the waves.
Zane: I'm in love with you Gene.
Gene: *just stares at Zane* *tries to run*
Zane: *grabs him* *pulls him back*
Gene: *screaming*
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Gene: Now in my relationship it's like-
Gene: *grabs Zane* This my hoe, this my b****, because he cute as s***. He is hot, he is my thot-
Zane: .....
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Gene: *kicks open Zane's door* Zane, did you clean up the-
*the entire room is covered in things that belonged to Gene* *the key thing though it the shipping shrine*
Zane: *in the corner with a shotgun*
Gene: *glares at Zane* *charges at him*
Zane: *screams*
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Zane: Yeah, so he broke up with me...
Gene: Why are you looking up?
Zane: I need to cry, but my foundation was forty eight dollars-
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Gene: Here Zane, pick the next thing my chef makes on Restaurant Story. *hands Zane the phone*
Zane: I pick this one.
Gene: The chocolate fondue!? THAT TAKES TWENTY TWO HOURS-
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Gene: We're dating.
Aphmau: Aw! Zane has a boyfriend!!
Zane: This is why I didn't want people to know.
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Zane: *walks into the cafe*
Gene: Aw fuck! See I thought I was gonna have a good day today until you walked in.
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
