Sh*tpost: No Gene

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Gene: Roses are red...

Gene: Grass is greener....

Gene: When I think of you...

Gene: I play with my wiener.

Zane: *turns red*

Garroth: *breaks down door* OH HELL NO--

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Gene: *walks by Kawaii~chan* You're gonna die soon.

Gene: *walks by Kim's Ghost* You're gonna die soon.

Gene: *walks by Travis* It's not cold inhere, you're just dying.

Gene: *walks by Ivy* You're gonna die soon.

Gene: *walks by Aaron* You're die soon.

Gene: *walks by Aphmau* You're gonna die soon.

Gene: Hey person in the back!

Zane Fangirl: ..... Me?

Gene: Yeah you.

Gene: You're dying soon!

Zane: Who's dying soon?

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Zane + Gene: *heated make out session*

Garroth: *walks in suddenly*

*meanwhile-- outside of the fanfic*

Gene: *sitting on the bed with Zane*

Gene: And that's the end of chapter 9.

Zane: Oh my--

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Zane: All my life I've been good, but now--

Gene: *jumps onto Zane*

Zane: MORE THAN THINKING WHAT THE HELL--

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Gene: Zane look I won't lie to you..

Gene: I know Travis is just not right for you.

Zane: You sure about that?

Gene: I know that I can treat you better than he can. Now any guy like you deserves a gentleman.

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Gene: What did you think of my song!?

Zane: It was um......

Gene: You can rate something as "um"?

Zane: .....

Zane: Sure.

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Gene: What the fuck is wrong with your hair Travis?

Gene: And what the fuck is wrong with your voice Kawaii~chan?

Gene: Zane I like your hair and body.

Gene: And Zane obsessors what the fuck is wrong with your love life--

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Garroth: I like my toast buttered.

Gene: And I take mine dry.

Garroth: I dig the Beetles.

Gene: I'm a Stones kind of guy.

Garroth: I have fine taste.

Gene: And I like things cheap.

Garroth: I wanna stay up all night.

Gene: I just wanna sleep....

Gene: With your emo brother--

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Gene: Man I remember what Zane looked like back in highschool..

Garroth: Oh really?

Gene: Yeah--

Garroth: You better remember it well, because that is the only time you'll ever be able to dream about getting close to having Zane in bed.

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House: *burning*

Zianna: My son is still still inside!!

Gene: I'LL SAVE HIM!!

Gene: *runs inside*

You: It appears that this heroic man is saving this nice woman's son!!

Gene: *runs out with Zane and to his house*

You: Oh wait never mind he is stealing him.

You: He is stealing the son--

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Aphmau: I have tried everything but it appears that I can not mend his soul...

Gene: *demonic and unholy screaming*

Zane: Gene had a soul?

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Garroth: So I heard you checked out my baby brother, who happens to be Zane Ro'Meave?

Gene: Yeah.

Garroth: NO ONE CHECKS OUT MY BABY BROTHER--

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Gene: I could just gobble you up~.

Zane: But I'm not food--

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Zane + Gene: *talking to each other*

You: It was clear that a romance was blossoming between them.

Zane: NO!!! *runs away*

Gene: *runs after him*

You: A romance lasting a lifetime--

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Gene: I'll take 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 copies of Zane photos--

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Gene: Here Zane, I baked you a cupcake.

Zane: *eats it* Thanks--

Zane: *falls asleep*

Gene: *evil laughter*

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Zane: Hey you look cute! You wanna be my boyfriend?

Gene: *runs away*

Zane: Oh you're running away huh?

Zane: SCREW YOU THEN--

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Zane: So I was thinking we should get married.

Gene: Alright but I have to propose.

Zane: What if I propose?

Gene: I would say no.

Zane: And I would kill you--

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Zane: Wait!

Zane: Who are you?

Gene: Your daddy--

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Gene: What happened here?

Zane: I'm not sure.

Zene Children: *running around*

Gene: Zane...

Zane: Yeah?

Gene: You're a fucking rabbit.

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Gene: Do you wanna suck my dick?~

Zane: NO.

Gene: ......

Gene: YOU ARE GOING TO SUCK MY DICK--

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