Gene: Roses are red...
Gene: Grass is greener....
Gene: When I think of you...
Gene: I play with my wiener.
Zane: *turns red*
Garroth: *breaks down door* OH HELL NO--
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Gene: *walks by Kawaii~chan* You're gonna die soon.
Gene: *walks by Kim's Ghost* You're gonna die soon.
Gene: *walks by Travis* It's not cold inhere, you're just dying.
Gene: *walks by Ivy* You're gonna die soon.
Gene: *walks by Aaron* You're die soon.
Gene: *walks by Aphmau* You're gonna die soon.
Gene: Hey person in the back!
Zane Fangirl: ..... Me?
Gene: Yeah you.
Gene: You're dying soon!
Zane: Who's dying soon?
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Zane + Gene: *heated make out session*
Garroth: *walks in suddenly*
*meanwhile-- outside of the fanfic*
Gene: *sitting on the bed with Zane*
Gene: And that's the end of chapter 9.
Zane: Oh my--
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Zane: All my life I've been good, but now--
Gene: *jumps onto Zane*
Zane: MORE THAN THINKING WHAT THE HELL--
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Gene: Zane look I won't lie to you..
Gene: I know Travis is just not right for you.
Zane: You sure about that?
Gene: I know that I can treat you better than he can. Now any guy like you deserves a gentleman.
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Gene: What did you think of my song!?
Zane: It was um......
Gene: You can rate something as "um"?
Zane: .....
Zane: Sure.
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Gene: What the fuck is wrong with your hair Travis?
Gene: And what the fuck is wrong with your voice Kawaii~chan?
Gene: Zane I like your hair and body.
Gene: And Zane obsessors what the fuck is wrong with your love life--
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Garroth: I like my toast buttered.
Gene: And I take mine dry.
Garroth: I dig the Beetles.
Gene: I'm a Stones kind of guy.
Garroth: I have fine taste.
Gene: And I like things cheap.
Garroth: I wanna stay up all night.
Gene: I just wanna sleep....
Gene: With your emo brother--
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Gene: Man I remember what Zane looked like back in highschool..
Garroth: Oh really?
Gene: Yeah--
Garroth: You better remember it well, because that is the only time you'll ever be able to dream about getting close to having Zane in bed.
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House: *burning*
Zianna: My son is still still inside!!
Gene: I'LL SAVE HIM!!
Gene: *runs inside*
You: It appears that this heroic man is saving this nice woman's son!!
Gene: *runs out with Zane and to his house*
You: Oh wait never mind he is stealing him.
You: He is stealing the son--
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Aphmau: I have tried everything but it appears that I can not mend his soul...
Gene: *demonic and unholy screaming*
Zane: Gene had a soul?
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Garroth: So I heard you checked out my baby brother, who happens to be Zane Ro'Meave?
Gene: Yeah.
Garroth: NO ONE CHECKS OUT MY BABY BROTHER--
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Gene: I could just gobble you up~.
Zane: But I'm not food--
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Zane + Gene: *talking to each other*
You: It was clear that a romance was blossoming between them.
Zane: NO!!! *runs away*
Gene: *runs after him*
You: A romance lasting a lifetime--
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Gene: I'll take 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 copies of Zane photos--
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Gene: Here Zane, I baked you a cupcake.
Zane: *eats it* Thanks--
Zane: *falls asleep*
Gene: *evil laughter*
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Zane: Hey you look cute! You wanna be my boyfriend?
Gene: *runs away*
Zane: Oh you're running away huh?
Zane: SCREW YOU THEN--
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Zane: So I was thinking we should get married.
Gene: Alright but I have to propose.
Zane: What if I propose?
Gene: I would say no.
Zane: And I would kill you--
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Zane: Wait!
Zane: Who are you?
Gene: Your daddy--
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Gene: What happened here?
Zane: I'm not sure.
Zene Children: *running around*
Gene: Zane...
Zane: Yeah?
Gene: You're a fucking rabbit.
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Gene: Do you wanna suck my dick?~
Zane: NO.
Gene: ......
Gene: YOU ARE GOING TO SUCK MY DICK--
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
