Zane: You and me any day.
Zane: Love your hair.
Gene: What?
Zane: ......
Zane: I love the air....
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Zane: *doing the dance from the "You Don't Know (character) Like I Do" MMD Thing*
Gene: *horrified*
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Zane: Meow~~!!
Gene: What the hell are you.
Zane: Nya~~?
Gene: ......
Gene: Someone fetch me the laser pointer--
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Gene: Okay guys what'd you all do over the week--
Zane: *obsessed fangirling*
Gene: Why are you doing that?
Zane: *obsessed fangirling*
Gene: Why dID I LET YOU JOIN--
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Gene: Loving me 'till I die all these lollies call me--
Zane: Senpai~!
Gene: Rubbing all their thighs, he stays for his--
Zane: Senpai~!
Gene: Something so kawaii he would die for his--
Zane: Senpai~!
Gene: *holds Zane's panties, yes ZuZu wears panties, in his hands *Ride in my car and--
Gene: *kisses Zane* Okay--
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Zane: This man is my destiny--
Zane: He said--
Gene: Ooooo~!!
Gene: Shut up~!
Gene: Shut up--
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Gene: He doesn't want to.
Zane: No.
Zane: No you can't kiss me.
Gene: *kisses Zane anyway*
Zane: Aw--
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Zane: I can't find them.....
Gene: Find what?
Zane: My.... panties....
Gene: Oh I took them--
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Zane: *wearing an anime schoolgirl uniform*
Gene: *walks in*
Zane: GAH!!! *falls off table*
Gene: *eyes immediately dart to between Zane's legs*
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Zane: I'm sweeter than sugar!
Gene: Yes you are.
Zane: ..... Eh?
Everyone: *stares at Gene*
Gene: What? I'm just agreeing with him!
Garroth: Oh suuuuuure you are--
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Gene: *gets hugged tightly*
Zane: *shaking as he is tightly hugging Gene*
Gene: ...... Is this normal?
Zane: I don't l-like thunder.....
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Zane: *trips on an extension cord*
Zane: *in a compromising, submissive position*
Gene: *walks in*
Gene: .....
Zane: Please don't tell anyone....
Gene: Oh trust me....
Gene: I won't~.
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Zane: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Gene: I'm not even over there....
Gene: But Zane....
Gene: Are you thinking about me--
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Gene: You have to show a look--
Gene: Give a look--
Gene: Have a look--
Gene: Beautiful.
Gene: *pokes Zane's nose*
Gene: No one.
Gene: Ugly.
Gene: Allowed.
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Zane: I need to tell you something....
Zane: *looking at Gene* I really really really really like you!!!!
Zane: Do you want me?
Zane: Do you need me?
Zane: Do you want me too--
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Zane: If you had a party, would you invite me...?
Gene: Hmmm......
Gene: Maybe.
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Zane: Kawaii~chan cheated on me with Reese...!!
Gene: ........ *screaming inside*
Gene: I am so sorry--
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Gene: Have you tried bending over?
Zane: No....
Zane: *bends over*
Gene: *slaps Zane's butt*
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Zane: *crying* I have tried countless times to make you happy!!! I just don't understand why you're acting like this!!!!
Gene: .......
Gene: Listen here, Zane....
Gene: All you had to do for these five minutes was make me a goddamn sandwich!!!!!!
Gene: You gave me bread and water--
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
