Sh*tpost #3: Random Zane & Gene Moments

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Zane: You and me any day.

Zane: Love your hair.

Gene: What?

Zane: ......

Zane: I love the air....

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Zane: *doing the dance from the "You Don't Know (character) Like I Do" MMD Thing*

Gene: *horrified*

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Zane: Meow~~!!

Gene: What the hell are you.

Zane: Nya~~?

Gene: ......

Gene: Someone fetch me the laser pointer--

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Gene: Okay guys what'd you all do over the week--

Zane: *obsessed fangirling*

Gene: Why are you doing that?

Zane: *obsessed fangirling*

Gene: Why dID I LET YOU JOIN--

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Gene: Loving me 'till I die all these lollies call me--

Zane: Senpai~!

Gene: Rubbing all their thighs, he stays for his--

Zane: Senpai~!

Gene: Something so kawaii he would die for his--

Zane: Senpai~!

Gene: *holds Zane's panties, yes ZuZu wears panties, in his hands *Ride in my car and--

Gene: *kisses Zane* Okay--

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Zane: This man is my destiny--

Zane: He said--

Gene: Ooooo~!!

Gene: Shut up~!

Gene: Shut up--

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Gene: He doesn't want to.

Zane: No.

Zane: No you can't kiss me.

Gene: *kisses Zane anyway*

Zane: Aw--

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Zane: I can't find them.....

Gene: Find what?

Zane: My.... panties....

Gene: Oh I took them--

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Zane: *wearing an anime schoolgirl uniform*

Gene: *walks in*

Zane: GAH!!! *falls off table*

Gene: *eyes immediately dart to between Zane's legs*

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Zane: I'm sweeter than sugar!

Gene: Yes you are.

Zane: ..... Eh?

Everyone: *stares at Gene*

Gene: What? I'm just agreeing with him!

Garroth: Oh suuuuuure you are--

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Gene: *gets hugged tightly*

Zane: *shaking as he is tightly hugging Gene*

Gene: ...... Is this normal?

Zane: I don't l-like thunder.....

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Zane: *trips on an extension cord*

Zane: *in a compromising, submissive position*

Gene: *walks in*

Gene: .....

Zane: Please don't tell anyone....

Gene: Oh trust me....

Gene: I won't~.

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Zane: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Gene: I'm not even over there....

Gene: But Zane....

Gene: Are you thinking about me--

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Gene: You have to show a look--

Gene: Give a look--

Gene: Have a look--

Gene: Beautiful.

Gene: *pokes Zane's nose*

Gene: No one.

Gene: Ugly.

Gene: Allowed.

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Zane: I need to tell you something....

Zane: *looking at Gene* I really really really really like you!!!!

Zane: Do you want me?

Zane: Do you need me?

Zane: Do you want me too--

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Zane: If you had a party, would you invite me...?

Gene: Hmmm......

Gene: Maybe.

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Zane: Kawaii~chan cheated on me with Reese...!!

Gene: ........ *screaming inside*

Gene: I am so sorry--

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Gene: Have you tried bending over?

Zane: No....

Zane: *bends over*

Gene: *slaps Zane's butt*

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Zane: *crying* I have tried countless times to make you happy!!! I just don't understand why you're acting like this!!!!

Gene: .......

Gene: Listen here, Zane....

Gene: All you had to do for these five minutes was make me a goddamn sandwich!!!!!!

Gene: You gave me bread and water--

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