Gene: Do you like my spaghetti?
Zane: Yes.
Gene: Do you like my meatballs?
Zane: Yes yes!!
Gene: *wiggles eyebrows*
Zane: Eh--?
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Zane: WHAT DO YOU TAKE THIS FOR!? SOME KIND OF INVITATION FOR ME TO SPREAD MY LEGS AND LET YOU BANG ME!?
Gene: Please let me take your virginity.
Zane: *deep red*
Gene: *Lenny face*
You: And so they fucked--
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MS Gene: Zane, I love you!
Zane: I...
MCD Gene: But Zane! I also love you!!
MS Gene: Bit now two of us love you? Who will you pick?
Zane: ......
Zane: Why don't we just be a big fuck pile?
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Gene: What's with all this "Master" business!?
Zane: You are my Master.
Gene: Don't call me that...
Zane: Then.... "dear brother"?
Gene: No.
Zane: "Papa"?
Gene: NO.
Zane: .... Onii~Chan?
Gene: *likes it*
Gene: NO!!!
Zane: .... You liked it for a second, didn't you?
Gene: Yeah.... sorry...
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Both: *in a sauna*
Gene: You're looking kinda red over there, Zane....
Zane: *a fucking cherry on color steroids*
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Gene: I just--
Gene: *holds up large sized Home Depot box*
Gene: I feel like it's illegal to throw out a box of Zane pictures this big--
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Gene: *opens his gym room locker*
Zane: *tied up with a gag in mouth*
Gene: Hey you~
(That was the original ending for the Locker Room oneshot.)
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Zane: Shit I'm wet...
Gene: Of course you are~.
Zane: Shut the fuck up--
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Gene: *singing Wrong Neighborhood*
Zane: *starts blushing*
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Zane: I'm a fabulous Merman.
Zane: *flaps his fin against the water*
Gene: Zenix, Sasha...
Both: Yes Gene?
Gene: Why is there a Merman in the bathtub?
Zane: I'M NOT A MERMAN!
Zane: *slaps Gene with his fin*
Zane: I'm a fabulous Merman.
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Gene: Even I have to admit, that was a decent speech you gave, Zane!
Zane: *starts squealing as he talks*
Gene: Oh my Irene can you shut up for ten seconds please--
Gene: *demonic screams*
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Zane: What is this "Sex ED" I've heard of?
Gene: *shaking intensifies*
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Zane: OMI I love Twenty One Pilots!
Gene: ......
*Next Day*
News: The entire band of Twenty One Pilots has been found dead this morning.
Zane: *looks at Gene*
Gene: *has a bloody knife*
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Aphmau: Never give Zane honey glazed biscuits.
Gene: What? Why not? *has a box of them*
Aphmau: They make him super perverted.
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Zane: Mmm!! This cake is so good!!
Aphmau: Zane, would you rather give up sex, or food?
Zane: Sex.
Gene: *triggered*
Zane: Oh... I didn't think she !meant sex with you.
Aphmau: Gene, would you rather give up sex, or food?
Gene: *terrified screams*
Zane: Actually, I change my mind.
Zane: *starts covering Gene in foods*
Zane: Now I don't have to give up either!
Garroth: Smart.. *glances at Laurance*
Gene: *looks down at his crotch and sees that a cupcake fell there*
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Zane: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere--
Gene: *wiggles eyebrows*
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Zane: Finally, Garroth and Laurance aren't home...
Zane: Now I can finally take a nice and peaceful shower.
Zane: *looks at the bathroom window*
Gene: Surprise motherfucker--
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Zane: OH NO!
Zane: GIANT FLYING SHEEP!
Gene: ..... Those are clouds.
Zane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gene: Zane is my favorite food.
Daniel: Zane is a food now? Can I try him?
Gene: BITCH YOU BETTER FUCK OFF BACK TO STARLIGHT--
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Gene: Will you marry me?
Zane: Gene you've proposed to me ten times by now--
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You: *shows Gene a fake video of Zane dying*
Gene: ......
Gene: *goes on a killing rampage and brings the world to shit*
Zane: BABE--
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Gene: *Pokémon trainer*
Zane: *Pikachu*
Gene: *tries to grab his tail*
Zane: THUNDERBOLT--
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Gene: *Shadow Knight Form* Everybody's got a dark side...
Gene: Can you love me? Can you love mine?
Zane: Gene.... I will always love you... no matter what you are.
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
