Because I Have Zero Motivation To Continue Living

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Gene: Do you like my spaghetti?

Zane: Yes.

Gene: Do you like my meatballs?

Zane: Yes yes!!

Gene: *wiggles eyebrows*

Zane: Eh--?

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Zane: WHAT DO YOU TAKE THIS FOR!? SOME KIND OF INVITATION FOR ME TO SPREAD MY LEGS AND LET YOU BANG ME!?

Gene: Please let me take your virginity.

Zane: *deep red*

Gene: *Lenny face*

You: And so they fucked--

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MS Gene: Zane, I love you!

Zane: I...

MCD Gene: But Zane! I also love you!!

MS Gene: Bit now two of us love you? Who will you pick?

Zane: ......

Zane: Why don't we just be a big fuck pile?

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Gene: What's with all this "Master" business!?

Zane: You are my Master.

Gene: Don't call me that...

Zane: Then.... "dear brother"?

Gene: No.

Zane: "Papa"?

Gene: NO.

Zane: .... Onii~Chan?

Gene: *likes it*

Gene: NO!!!

Zane: .... You liked it for a second, didn't you?

Gene: Yeah.... sorry...

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Both: *in a sauna*

Gene: You're looking kinda red over there, Zane....

Zane: *a fucking cherry on color steroids*

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Gene: I just--

Gene: *holds up large sized Home Depot box*

Gene: I feel like it's illegal to throw out a box of Zane pictures this big--

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Gene: *opens his gym room locker*

Zane: *tied up with a gag in mouth*

Gene: Hey you~

(That was the original ending for the Locker Room oneshot.)

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Zane: Shit I'm wet...

Gene: Of course you are~.

Zane: Shut the fuck up--

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Gene: *singing Wrong Neighborhood*

Zane: *starts blushing*

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Zane: I'm a fabulous Merman.

Zane: *flaps his fin against the water*

Gene: Zenix, Sasha...

Both: Yes Gene?

Gene: Why is there a Merman in the bathtub?

Zane: I'M NOT A MERMAN!

Zane: *slaps Gene with his fin*

Zane: I'm a fabulous Merman.

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Gene: Even I have to admit, that was a decent speech you gave, Zane!

Zane: *starts squealing as he talks*

Gene: Oh my Irene can you shut up for ten seconds please--

Gene: *demonic screams*

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Zane: What is this "Sex ED" I've heard of?

Gene: *shaking intensifies*

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Zane: OMI I love Twenty One Pilots!

Gene: ......

*Next Day*

News: The entire band of Twenty One Pilots has been found dead this morning.

Zane: *looks at Gene*

Gene: *has a bloody knife*

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Aphmau: Never give Zane honey glazed biscuits.

Gene: What? Why not? *has a box of them*

Aphmau: They make him super perverted.

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Zane: Mmm!! This cake is so good!!

Aphmau: Zane, would you rather give up sex, or food?

Zane: Sex.

Gene: *triggered*

Zane: Oh... I didn't think she !meant sex with you.

Aphmau: Gene, would you rather give up sex, or food?

Gene: *terrified screams*

Zane: Actually, I change my mind.

Zane: *starts covering Gene in foods*

Zane: Now I don't have to give up either!

Garroth: Smart.. *glances at Laurance*

Gene: *looks down at his crotch and sees that a cupcake fell there*

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Zane: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere--

Gene: *wiggles eyebrows*

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Zane: Finally, Garroth and Laurance aren't home...

Zane: Now I can finally take a nice and peaceful shower.

Zane: *looks at the bathroom window*

Gene: Surprise motherfucker--

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Zane: OH NO!

Zane: GIANT FLYING SHEEP!

Gene: ..... Those are clouds.

Zane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gene: Zane is my favorite food.

Daniel: Zane is a food now? Can I try him?

Gene: BITCH YOU BETTER FUCK OFF BACK TO STARLIGHT--

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Gene: Will you marry me?

Zane: Gene you've proposed to me ten times by now--

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You: *shows Gene a fake video of Zane dying*

Gene: ......

Gene: *goes on a killing rampage and brings the world to shit*

Zane: BABE--

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Gene: *Pokémon trainer*

Zane: *Pikachu*

Gene: *tries to grab his tail*

Zane: THUNDERBOLT--

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Gene: *Shadow Knight Form* Everybody's got a dark side...

Gene: Can you love me? Can you love mine?

Zane: Gene.... I will always love you... no matter what you are.

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