Sh*tpost: Yandere Gene Kills All

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AU where a lot of people love Zane.

Gene: *drowns Aphmau*

Gene: *drops a weight on Katelyn's head*

Gene: *poisons Kawaii~chan*

Gene: *hits Garroth in the head with a metal ball*

Gene: *pushes Laurance from the roof*

Gene: *buries Dante alive*

Gene: *burns Travis*

Gene: *turns Zenix into a mind slave*

Gene: *has Zenix murder Sasha and then kill himself*

Gene: *stabs Aaron*

Gene: *locks Daniel in a tank of sharks*

Gene: *bashes in Dottie's skull*

Gene: *hits Rylan with his car*

Gene: *breaks Blaze's body with an excavator*

Gene: *drops Ivy into a volcano*

Gene: *hangs Michi*

Gene: *slits Ein's throat*

Gene: *takes away Kai's oxygen*

Gene: *straps dynamite to Lucinda*

Gene: *kidnaps Zane*

Zane: *emotionless and suicidal cupcake*

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Kawaii~chan: Zane~Kun is really nice to Kawaii~chan... she wants to date him....

Gene: *head turns 180°*

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Gene: Where is Zane!?

Garroth: Dude! I don't know!

Gene: I know you're messing with me!

Garroth: ..... Laurance is behind you.

Gene: Hello Laurance.

Laurance: Hello!

Garroth: Hi Laurance!!

Laurance: Hello Garroth!!

Gene: Laurance, don't talk to that guy! He's an asshole!

Laurance: Profanity!

Gene: Listen, Laurance. Garroth is hiding Zane, do you know what that means?

Laurance: .....

Gene: We can't crash anymore weddings.

Laurance: *demonic screams* *runs away*

Gene: I will find Zane!! *runs away*

Garroth: You have fun.

Garroth: You can come out now.

Zane: *sticks head out of a box*

Zane: Hullo--

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Gene: Who wants to see my "golden apple"?

Zane: I do--

Garroth: --No he doesn't.

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Gene: *doing the thug life*

Zane: *pretty good boy of sweetness*

Garroth: *overprotective strict and worrying older brother*

Gene: Lemme smash!

Zane: Breaking things in such a messy way is unacceptable.

Gene: .........

Garroth: Good boy, Zane.

Zane: *bright smile*

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Garroth: Zane, how was your first day of school?

Zane: Gene took me for a ride and showed me a whole new world!

Garroth: He did WHAT!?

Zane: ...... He took me to the secret base...

Zane: Is something wrong with that?

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Gene: Sugar sweet~! Ain't nobody touchin' him unless that somebody is me~!

Garroth: *head turns 180°*

Laurance: *gets up and runs away*

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Gene: I said sorry!!!

Garroth: That doesn't mean anything!!

Gene: I'll take Zane out on a date!!

Garroth: *becomes even more enraged and pissed off*

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Laurance: Garroth, you need to keep yourself in control.

Garroth: *feeding Zane with a spoon*

Garroth: I am in control.

Zane: *chained to the goddamn chair with a sign that reads STAY AWAY GENE*

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Gene: Laurance, let me in.

Laurance: Sorry dude. Can't.

Gene: Why!?

Laurance: Garroth will kill me if I do.

Garroth: Can you guys be quiet? Zane's sleeping.

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