Sh*tpost: I'm Going To Hell

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Garroth: Gene no!

Gene: What?

Zane: *crying*

Laurance: Gene....

Laurance: Zane cooked the food--

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Zane: I fell for a cheat.

Zane: I may have got off lucky, but I still got tiny feet.

Zane: I have Stockholm Syndrome.

Zane: I'm kinda a spoiled brat.

Zane: I had special talent, but gave it up like that!

Zane: Why can't I find a woman in true love?

Zane: I finally understand...

Zane: I just need another man.

Gene: I'm available--

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Dante: So, Gene, remember how you said you wanted a boyfriend?

Gene: Yeah....

Dante: Well--

Gene: I'm not dating you.

Dante: One, that's incest.

Dante: Two, I found Zane--

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You: *can read minds*

Gene: *thinking about Zane*

You: Gene?

Gene: What the fuck do you want?

You: What are you thinking about?

Gene: I'm going to fucking murder you--

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Gene: Okay, what is the plan?

Zenix: It's simple! We're gonna stalk our lovers in the bathroom.

Garroth: Guys, I'm not sure about this...

Gene: Nonsense.

Gene: *looks through window*

Zane: *staring right at him*

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Gene: *suddenly divides into all of his expressions and forms like in the videos for those mini games*

Zane: *surrounded by multiple versions of Gene*

Zane: *recognizes the looks they all have*

Zane: U-Uh....

Zane: I don't think there's enough of me to go around...

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Gene: Why are you wearing a dog collar?

Zane: It's called a choker--

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Zane: HEY.

Gene: What?

Zane: You can't leave this house!

Gene: Why not!?

Zane: You haven't given me my morning kiss yet.

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Good!Gene: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

Evil!Gene: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.

Good!Gene: My pulse is rushing.

Evil!Gene: My head is reeling.

Good!Gene: My face is flushing.

Both: What is this feeling?

Zane: I'm pretty sure you're having a heart attack--

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Zane: I FUCKING HATE SHADOW KNIGHTS!!!

Gene: *raises eyebrow*

Zane: *Tsundere*

Zane: I mean Gene.

Zane: I hate Gene--

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Gene: So, Zane...

Zane: Yes?

Gene: Have I mentioned my member yet--

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Aphmau: So I have this Shadow Knight an emo, and now he won't let go of it.

Gene: *holding onto Zane*

Aphmau: He loves it--

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Bitch: Loving the same gender is a sin.

Zane: Oh...

Zane: So it's against the laws of nonexistent Gods to be myself?

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Zane: Sasha's cool, but I just wish Zenix was as mature as you...

Gene: Zenix is mature.

Gene: You just got to know him better--

Zenix: PAGING DOCTOR GENE THE FAGGOT--

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Gene: You're so adorable!

Zane: I'm slightly above average!

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Zane: Wha...

MCD!Gene: I said I can make you feel the Irene Dimension~.

Zane: I need an adult...

MCD!Gene: I am an adult.

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MS!Gene: MAYDAY MAYDAY!!

MCD!Gene: What!?

MS!Gene: Zane ate the Honey Sugar Biscuits!!

MCD!Gene: *Lenny face*

MS!Gene: DON'T EVEN DARE DOING IT WITHOUT ME--

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Gene: I'm back!

Aphmau: Did you go clothes shopping for Zane like I asked, or were you too busy stalking him?

Gene: I went shopping.

Garroth: Oh boy...

Gene: *shows maid dresses, revealing clothes, etc.*

Gene: I think Zane will like them!

Gene: Garroth....

Garroth: *clearly pissed* Yes!?

Gene: You don't get a say--

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Zane: *singing* I wanna take a ride on your disco stick~!

Gene: *Lenny face*

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Zane: Gene....

Gene: Yeah?

Zane: Use a fucking condom next time.

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