Garroth: Gene no!
Gene: What?
Zane: *crying*
Laurance: Gene....
Laurance: Zane cooked the food--
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Zane: I fell for a cheat.
Zane: I may have got off lucky, but I still got tiny feet.
Zane: I have Stockholm Syndrome.
Zane: I'm kinda a spoiled brat.
Zane: I had special talent, but gave it up like that!
Zane: Why can't I find a woman in true love?
Zane: I finally understand...
Zane: I just need another man.
Gene: I'm available--
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Dante: So, Gene, remember how you said you wanted a boyfriend?
Gene: Yeah....
Dante: Well--
Gene: I'm not dating you.
Dante: One, that's incest.
Dante: Two, I found Zane--
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You: *can read minds*
Gene: *thinking about Zane*
You: Gene?
Gene: What the fuck do you want?
You: What are you thinking about?
Gene: I'm going to fucking murder you--
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Gene: Okay, what is the plan?
Zenix: It's simple! We're gonna stalk our lovers in the bathroom.
Garroth: Guys, I'm not sure about this...
Gene: Nonsense.
Gene: *looks through window*
Zane: *staring right at him*
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Gene: *suddenly divides into all of his expressions and forms like in the videos for those mini games*
Zane: *surrounded by multiple versions of Gene*
Zane: *recognizes the looks they all have*
Zane: U-Uh....
Zane: I don't think there's enough of me to go around...
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Gene: Why are you wearing a dog collar?
Zane: It's called a choker--
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Zane: HEY.
Gene: What?
Zane: You can't leave this house!
Gene: Why not!?
Zane: You haven't given me my morning kiss yet.
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Good!Gene: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
Evil!Gene: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
Good!Gene: My pulse is rushing.
Evil!Gene: My head is reeling.
Good!Gene: My face is flushing.
Both: What is this feeling?
Zane: I'm pretty sure you're having a heart attack--
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Zane: I FUCKING HATE SHADOW KNIGHTS!!!
Gene: *raises eyebrow*
Zane: *Tsundere*
Zane: I mean Gene.
Zane: I hate Gene--
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Gene: So, Zane...
Zane: Yes?
Gene: Have I mentioned my member yet--
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Aphmau: So I have this Shadow Knight an emo, and now he won't let go of it.
Gene: *holding onto Zane*
Aphmau: He loves it--
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Bitch: Loving the same gender is a sin.
Zane: Oh...
Zane: So it's against the laws of nonexistent Gods to be myself?
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Zane: Sasha's cool, but I just wish Zenix was as mature as you...
Gene: Zenix is mature.
Gene: You just got to know him better--
Zenix: PAGING DOCTOR GENE THE FAGGOT--
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Gene: You're so adorable!
Zane: I'm slightly above average!
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Zane: Wha...
MCD!Gene: I said I can make you feel the Irene Dimension~.
Zane: I need an adult...
MCD!Gene: I am an adult.
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MS!Gene: MAYDAY MAYDAY!!
MCD!Gene: What!?
MS!Gene: Zane ate the Honey Sugar Biscuits!!
MCD!Gene: *Lenny face*
MS!Gene: DON'T EVEN DARE DOING IT WITHOUT ME--
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Gene: I'm back!
Aphmau: Did you go clothes shopping for Zane like I asked, or were you too busy stalking him?
Gene: I went shopping.
Garroth: Oh boy...
Gene: *shows maid dresses, revealing clothes, etc.*
Gene: I think Zane will like them!
Gene: Garroth....
Garroth: *clearly pissed* Yes!?
Gene: You don't get a say--
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Zane: *singing* I wanna take a ride on your disco stick~!
Gene: *Lenny face*
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Zane: Gene....
Gene: Yeah?
Zane: Use a fucking condom next time.
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
