Gene: When I saw him walking down the street,
Gene: He looked so fine I just had to speak.
Gene: I asked his name, but he turned away.
Zane: *walking away*
Gene: As he walked, all that I could say was--
Gene: Mmm mmm yeah yeah~! Mmm mmm yeah yeah~!
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Zane: *has popcorn* I'm here!
Gene: That's great, now sit your ass down...
Zane: *sits down next to Gene*
Gene: *turns on Netflix*
Zane: ..... Where's the chill?
Gene: Huh?
Zane: You said we were going to watch Netflix and chill.
Zane: The screen just says Netflix.
Gene: .....
Gene: Just kiss me already--
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Ein: Beat Zane's ass.
Gene: Ay!
Ein: Make him eat the grass.
Gene: Ay!
Ein: Use your dick to wreck Zane's ass.
Gene: Gay!
Gene: Gay... gay, gay--
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Ivan: So I was browsing around social media, and guess what I found.
Gene: What?
Ivan: Zane. Nudes.
Gene: .....
Gene: How much--
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Zane: Gene can you teach me how to twerk?
Gene: ........
Gene: *throws all of Zane's electronics out the window*
Gene: No more cellphone, no more TV, no more computers--
Gene: *slams book down*
Gene: You're reading books from now on--
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Zane: If you had to use one nickname to call me, what would it be?
Gene: I have a lot.
Zane: Hit me with your best shots.
Gene: Husbando, Kitty, Cupcake, Chīsai, Cinnamon Roll, Angel, Goth, Emo, Koala, Sweater, and-- I should thank Blaze for this one-- Scarfy.
Zane: That's all?
Gene: Plus Cutie, Pompom, Hot, and-- *insert all inappropriate names and all that stuff*
Garroth: *hears from a mile away*
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Zane: I really want to burp.
Gene: Then burp.
Zane: I'm not full so I can't.
Laurance: Full?
Gene: Of c--
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Gene: I can't let you do this.
Gene: You're too young.
Gene: You're too beautiful.
Zane: Eh?
Gene: *locks Zane in his closet*
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Gene: KITTY!!!!!!!!
Zane: *runs out* Yes!?
Gene: Meow.
Zane: *confused innocent meowing*
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Sasha: What if Gene was a model for teenage magazines?
Zenix: We're all going to hell.
Sasha: Where you going?
Zenix: To fuck Dante.
Zane: *thinking about a model Gene*
Zane: Mm..... eh....
Gene: *thinking about a model Zane*
Gene: You'd make a great pornstar--
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Zane: Gene why are you in my bed?
Gene: I got scared.
Zane: Of what?
Gene: The empty spot that was next to me.
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Zane: Kawaii~chan is dead!!!
Gene: Good, now I can put my scheme in action...
Dante: Gene.
Gene: I said that out loud didn't I?
Dante: Yes.
Zane: *horrified*
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Zane: This place only has yellow sprinkled cupcakes.....
Gene: *through the monitor* Nice butt!
Zane: GO AWAY--
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You: So Zane, why did Garroth send you here?
Zane: Oh well you see me and Gene got really really drunk at a bar one night and somehow I was actually able to drive home.
You: Uh-huh...
Zane: And then Gene carried me to my bed and he crawled on top of me before we went under the sheets.
You: Zane--
Zane: And then we got really gay and nasty under the sheets I think the whole world heard us...
Irene: Yeah I can hear you from my Dimension.
You: *confused screaming*
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Gene: Sleep with me.
Zane: Not tonight--
Gene: FUCKER I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY.
Gene: Sleep. With. Me.
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Gene: *walks into the break room*
Zane: *pretending to be asleep in a compromising position in a chair*
Gene: *turns red*
Gene: *looks down at his crotch*
Gene: Get the fuck down--
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Gene: Who's your daddy?
Zane: Garte Ro'Meave--
Gene: No, no, no not that kind of daddy.
Zane: What other kind is there?
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Gene: Zane open this bathroom door.
Zane: No, go away, you big wienie! WIENIE!!!!
Gene: ..... Wienie....?
Gene: NO ONE CALLS ME A WIENIE!!!
Zane: But I called you a big wienie--
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Gene: Ha ha ha ha.
Gene: *breaks bottle*
Gene: *drops it*
Gene: Zane, baby I love you and I'm sorry I make you question your life choices.
Zane: You better be.
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
