Zane: Do you want to have a bromance?
Gene: Isn't that kind of gay?
Zane: No it isn't anymore.
Gene: I'm walking out the door.
Zane: Please don't go away--!!
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Zane: *doing the MMD dance for Hatsune Miku Francium*
Gene: NECKS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT.
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Zane: I can't skate.
Gene: *holds up an inflatable wolf*
Zane: GIVE ME THAT WOLF I AM A MAJESTIC ICE KING--
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Zane: I think I may be in love with you.
Gene: It's a highschool crush.
Zane: Excellent.
Zane: Your words have completely explained the logic of my heart feelings.
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Zane: *wearing Aphmau's maid dress*
Zane: Now ain't you kinda glad?
Zane: And ain't you kinda gay?
Gene: *slides under the table*
Gene: *starts "squeezing ketchup"*
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Gene: Listen here Garroth--
Gene: Nobody cared about you, or what you want. All everyone wants to do is get through today. If you can manage that, then you can go fuck yourself in the closet and hump Laurance!!
Garroth: *starts crying*
Zane: I really wanna have sex with you right now.
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Garroth: *grabs Zane's nose* Got your nose!
Zane: *laughs*
Gene: LOOK OUT! He's got a nose!!
Gene: *shoots Garroth*
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Gene: Man it was so fun past night to take Zane's virginity.
Gene: *falls onto bed*
Zane: *rises from the shadows of the closet*
Zane: *deep demonic voice* Where's my virginity--
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Zane: *trying to put on his old clothes*
Gene: *walks in*
Zane: *doesn't see him*
Gene: It's raping time--
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Zane: *a Meif'wa*
Gene: *starts poking his face*
Zane: *nose twitches*
Zane: *being super kawaii*
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Zane: Am I good looking?
Gene: No.
Zane: Am I cute?
Gene: No.
Zane: So then I'm hot?
Gene: No.
Zane: *tears up*
Gene: You are the most adorable and sexiest submissive being in existence.
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Zane: *crying* He cheated on me!
Gene: *grabs a bag full of weapons and clips kitchen knives to his belt*
Gene: Take me to his house--
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Zane: Awe baby you're so hard!
Gene: *robotic voice* I am made of metal.
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Zane: If there was one thing you could change about me, what would it be?
Gene: I would make you as perverted as I am.
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Zane: Oh I think that I found myself a unicorn--
Gene: *leans in really close*
Zane: Gene what are you doing in my house--
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Gene: I NEED TO BE INSIDE OF YOU.
Zane: Is that so?
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Gene: You betrayed our lord.
Zane: I'll let you have my body--
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Gene: Why am I in Zane's room....?
Zane: *slams door open*
Zane: *wearing revealing lingerie*
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Zane: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!
Zane: IMAGINATION! Life is your creation!!
Gene: Come on Zane let's go party--
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
