I am working on an actual oneshot (plus a lemon). I made this crack piece so you would all have something to read until then.
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Gene: *has Zane's phone*
Gene: This isn't weird.
Gene: First I slid into the DMs, and now I'm hacking his phone because I don't know where he is.
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Garroth: You know nothing about him!
Gene: At least I didn't stoke Zane's worst fears.
Zane: Guys, guys! No need to argue--
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Gene: I've always liked me better when I'm with you.
Zane: I like you for you.
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Gene: Stop, drop, spread your legs.
Gene: *puts an arm around Zane* If you touch my private then that's okay.
Zane: *jumping*
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Zane: *holds up a pocky stick* Hey Gene, wanna play a game with me?
Gene: Sure, so we're playing pocky?
Zane: Yeah. I don't know how to, though.
Gene: Oh, I do.
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Zane: *appears behind Gene*
Gene: *heavy sighing*
Zane: I want you to fuck me Gene.
Gene: ???
Zane: FUCK ME--
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Gene: Just remember that I'm watching you, and if you dare to leave this room... I'll make you regret it.
Zane: *tied to a chair with duct tape over mouth*
Zane's Thoughts: How did I end up like this?
Zane's Thoughts: Oh yeah.
Zane's Thoughts: I broke into his room in the middle of the night and asked him to notice me.
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Gene: *pushes Zane off the bed*
Gene: Wake up!
Zane: The hell do you want?
Gene: MAKE ME BREAKFAST!!
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Vylad: We need someone to "do it" with Zane.
Gene: I'm open.
Vylad: No you don't have to, not after everything you have done for us--
Gene: You don't understand.
Gene: I'm right outside your house.
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Gene: We haven't seen each other for ten years.
Zane: Yeah.
Gene: Let's get married.
Zane: Sure.
Gene: *walking out of the house* Bye see you in another ten years.
Zane: *sobbing* Understandable.
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Zane: I've been taking care of these little shits while you've been going out and drinking-- *continues complaining*
Gene: *drunk as fuck*
Gene: ShUt Up YoU wHoRe...!! *hiccups*
Zane: .....
Gene: *gets door slammed in his face*
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Zane: *holding beer bottle*
Gene: Zane.
Zane: ???
Gene: What did I say about drinking?
Zane: B-But you get to drink--
Gene: BUT NOTHING.
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Gene: Just jump down, and say something gay.
Zane: *jumps down from counter wearing a Tingle costume*
Zane: I'M GAY--
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Gene: *dragging himself through the hallways of the abandoned Phoenix Drop Highschool*
Gene: *puts his hand against a picture he put up of Zane*
Gene: Z... ane...
*flashback*
Zane: *laughing like a psychopath while holding Zenix's head*
*now*
Gene: That's not my emo.
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Zane: *singing on a stage*
Gene: *recording it*
Zane: *holds up the middle finger*
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Zane: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
Gene: Why wait?
Zane: Huh?
Gene: *kicks Zane to the moon*
Zane: *screaming*
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Zane: Let me out.
Gene: No.
Zane: Let me out.
Gene: Soon.
Zane: Let me out--
Gene: I SAID SOON.
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Zane: I wish I didn't have to wear this dress for the show.
Gene: Yeah, you look like a girl.
Zane: *bats eyelid* Am I a pretty girl?
Gene: You're...
Gene: You're beautiful.
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Gene: *doing nothing*
*door flings open*
Fem!Zane: *walks in*
Gene: *nosebleed*
Fem!Zane: *smirks*
Gene: I could just--
Fem!Zane: *drinks cure for the potion and becomes a boy again*
Gene: *eternal sobbing*
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Gene: *slaps Zane's rear* You got a bae?
Gene: OR NAW--
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Zane: *singing*
Gene: *holds out Sasha's hair straightener*
Zane: *grabs onto it then screams*
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Aphmau: Shove a glue stick up your ass!
Zane: Okay. *leaves*
Zane: *breaks down Gene's door*
Gene: My door!
Zane: Shove your d*** up my ass.
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Zane: *goes up to Gene* Hey, I'm gay.
Gene: I thought you were American..?
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Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
