Gene: *spying on Zane in the shower*
Zane: *bends over because he dropped the shampoo bottle*
Gene: DAT ASS--
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Zane: *hugging a pole*
Gene: Why are you hugging the pole?
Zane: *swings around on it* Nya~!
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Gene: You wouldn't get this far with any other guy~!
Zane: ........
Zane: H U N--
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Gene: *goes onto his computer*
Gene: *clicks on photo file labeled ZANE*
Gene: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN.
Gene: ZANE--
Gene: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN.
Zane: *leans into doorway*
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Zane: *pretending to be drunk* I want you to butter me up and eat me toasted~!
Gene: *smirks* Alright~.
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Zane: *lifts skirt up*
Gene: *nosebleed*
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Zane: *nibbling toast with peanut butter* Mm~!!
Gene: *watching from afar* Man.... I wish he would nibble my dick like that....
Zenix: What he doesn't do it well enough?
Gene: LAST TIME HE NIBBLED ME HE MADE MY TIP BLEED--
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Zane: *sleeping* *wakes up* Whoa!
Gene: Room service!
Zane: You didn't even knock!
Gene: Oh I don't work here.
Zane: Wha...?
Gene: *maniacal laughter*
Zane: *screaming*
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Zane: Hey you wanna watch Netflix?
Gene: *rape face*
*ten seconds later*
Zane: *trying to run away* I NEVER SAID NETLIST AND CHILL!!!
Gene: *gets on top of Zane*
Zane: *screams*
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Zane: I love the cupcake lotion that he uses~!
Aphmau: .... Huh....
Zane: *winks* It's gotta be extra good~!
Aphmau: ZaNE--
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Zane: Would you be mad if I told you that I used grapefruit during our sex?
Gene: ......
Gene: I gotta get grapefruit lotion now--
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Gene: *sticking his tongue through a donut*
Zane: Why are you loving that donut more than me?
Gene: Oh so you want that--
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Zane: *bends over*
Gene: *staring at the spot that says DO NOT PINCH*
Gene: *pinches Zane's butt anyway*
Zane: Nya~!!
Gene: YES--
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Zane: *dancing to some rave party*
Gene: YES YOU EMOTIONLESS CHILD--
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Gene: You died like twenty times already! Just let me play!!
Zane: DETERMINATION.
Gene: That's it give me the controller!
Zane: I won't die this time just give me a second!!
Gene: *tackles Zane*
Zane: *blushing pink* P-Please be gentle....
Gene: *blushing red* What...?
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Zane: *wakes up from month long hibernation*
Gene: *hugging him like a pillow and listening to Zane's heartbeat to make sure he's been alive*
Zane: Aw--
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Gene: Roll over.
Zane: *rolls over*
Gene: Fetch! *uses lazer pointer*
Zane: *chases the red dot*
Gene: *moves the dot around and places a cupcake in between his legs* *points the dot at the cupcake*
Zane: *pounces*
Gene: You hungry?
Zane: Yes! *eats the cupcake*
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Zane: It's Friday! Friday!! Gotta get down on Friday!!!
Gene: Gotta get down on my bed on Friday--
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You: Why are you in the bathtub!?
Zane: I'm drunk and I get tired when I'm drunk....
You: *carries Zane to a bed* Sleep.
Zane: *falls onto the bed*
Gene: *is a sexual predator when drunk* Hey there--
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Zane: *hiding behind Gene*
Gene: Zane the lightning isn't gonna get you.
Zane: You never know!!
Gene: It'll be okay I promise--
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
