Gene: *starts waking up* Why is my body so heavy... soft, and warm....? *opens eyes*
Zane: *sleeping on top of Gene, his face in his chest*
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Zane: Aph.... I'm not sure about this swimsuit.... *messes with his shorts*
Aphmau: Then how about this one? *holds up a revealing swimsuit*
Zane: APH!!!! *blushes red*
Aphmau: What? Gene picked it out~!
Zane: *head slowly turns 180° to face Gene*
Gene: *eating popcorn*
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Zane: There are.... other.... fun things we can do here.... alone~....
Gene: *blushes* L-Like what....?
Zane: *holds a fancy butler outfit*
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Zane: HE BROKE MY HEART. HE TOSSED IT AWAY. BUT FINALLY I SET MY LOVE FREE.
Zane: *drinks gender bend potion* YES I'LL CHANGE MYSELF SO YOU CAN LOVE ME. I'M SO SEXY.
Gene: *screaming*
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Zane: Hey Gene, do these pants make my ass look fat?
Gene: Yeah.
Zane: What?
Gene: I said yeah. *wiggles eyebrows*
Zane: *blushes*
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Zane: *a Meif'wa* Why did the Meif'wa cross the road?
Gene: I don't know. Why?
Zane: To get to Mr. Sexy's house.
Zane: Knock knock.
Gene: Who's there?
Zane: It's the Meif'wa--
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Aphmau: Never have I ever stalked Zane. *moves up*
Gene: *moves up*
Zenix: Gene.
Gene: Oh alright fine. *goes back*
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Zane: So YOU were the silhouette I saw!
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Zane: My boyfriend dumped me... *crying*
Mentality Gene: YES! YESSS!! YEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!
Physical Gene: ...... I am so sorry. *hugs Zane*
Zane: *hugs back*
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Gene: *looking through Zane's window*
Zane: *sleeping*
Gene: *takes phone out*
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Zane: I love you!!
Gene: That's great, Zane...
Zane: Can I have your kids~?
Gene: WHAT THE--
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Zane: Why are you allowed to talk to other guys but I can't!?
Gene: Because you get too easily distracted.
Zane: B-But--
Gene: B-BUT--
Gene: BITCH--
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Aphmau: Zane I want you to stay after work and clean up the café.
Zane: But Aph my birthday party is tonight...
Aphmau: Zane you've had enough parties already.
Zane: Okay....
Gene: I have a present for you~.
Zane: *sparkly eye* Really!?
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Gene: *steals Zane's phone*
Zane: Give it back!!
Gene: *raises it in the air* Beg for it~.
Zane: *gets on his knees and his hands raised to his chest in a kawaii cat or dog like way* Pwease?
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Zane: Come on! Give it back!!
Gene: Tell me what's my name?
Zane: Master Daddy!
Zane: Now give it back!!
Gene: ......
Gene: My name is Gene--
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Gene: Should a real cat do it? *purrs*
Zane: *suddenly a Meif'wa*
Zane: Fight me--
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Gene: Damn Zane, that booty gonna fill it right tonight....
Gene: MIND IF I WRECK IT--
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Zane: *eating cake*
Gene: Zane wanna share?
Zane: Why?
Gene: I mean, we can do it in a kiss...
Zane: K-Kiss?
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Zane: Can I have a k-kiss...?
Gene: ......
Gene: Beg--
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Zane: Why aren't you coming to meet me halfway!?
Gene: Babe it's midnight...
Zane: Where are you right now!?
Gene: In my room I can see you from the window.
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Zane: Garroth there's a monster in my closet!
Garroth: *laughs* Silly Zane! *leaves*
Gene: *slowly opens Zane's closet door*
Zane: *doesn't know whether or not to scream*
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Gene: *has a deck of cards that each have Zane wearing a different outfit*
Zane: *grabs onto a pole*
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
