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Gene: *starts waking up* Why is my body so heavy... soft, and warm....? *opens eyes*

Zane: *sleeping on top of Gene, his face in his chest*

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Zane: Aph.... I'm not sure about this swimsuit.... *messes with his shorts*

Aphmau: Then how about this one? *holds up a revealing swimsuit*

Zane: APH!!!! *blushes red*

Aphmau: What? Gene picked it out~!

Zane: *head slowly turns 180° to face Gene*

Gene: *eating popcorn*

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Zane: There are.... other.... fun things we can do here.... alone~....

Gene: *blushes* L-Like what....?

Zane: *holds a fancy butler outfit*

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Zane: HE BROKE MY HEART. HE TOSSED IT AWAY. BUT FINALLY I SET MY LOVE FREE.

Zane: *drinks gender bend potion* YES I'LL CHANGE MYSELF SO YOU CAN LOVE ME. I'M SO SEXY.

Gene: *screaming*

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Zane: Hey Gene, do these pants make my ass look fat?

Gene: Yeah.

Zane: What?

Gene: I said yeah. *wiggles eyebrows*

Zane: *blushes*

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Zane: *a Meif'wa* Why did the Meif'wa cross the road?

Gene: I don't know. Why?

Zane: To get to Mr. Sexy's house.

Zane: Knock knock.

Gene: Who's there?

Zane: It's the Meif'wa--

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Aphmau: Never have I ever stalked Zane. *moves up*

Gene: *moves up*

Zenix: Gene.

Gene: Oh alright fine. *goes back*

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Zane: So YOU were the silhouette I saw!

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Zane: My boyfriend dumped me... *crying*

Mentality Gene: YES! YESSS!! YEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!

Physical Gene: ...... I am so sorry. *hugs Zane*

Zane: *hugs back*

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Gene: *looking through Zane's window*

Zane: *sleeping*

Gene: *takes phone out*

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Zane: I love you!!

Gene: That's great, Zane...

Zane: Can I have your kids~?

Gene: WHAT THE--

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Zane: Why are you allowed to talk to other guys but I can't!?

Gene: Because you get too easily distracted.

Zane: B-But--

Gene: B-BUT--

Gene: BITCH--

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Aphmau: Zane I want you to stay after work and clean up the café.

Zane: But Aph my birthday party is tonight...

Aphmau: Zane you've had enough parties already.

Zane: Okay....

Gene: I have a present for you~.

Zane: *sparkly eye* Really!?

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Gene: *steals Zane's phone*

Zane: Give it back!!

Gene: *raises it in the air* Beg for it~.

Zane: *gets on his knees and his hands raised to his chest in a kawaii cat or dog like way* Pwease?

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Zane: Come on! Give it back!!

Gene: Tell me what's my name?

Zane: Master Daddy!

Zane: Now give it back!!

Gene: ......

Gene: My name is Gene--

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Gene: Should a real cat do it? *purrs*

Zane: *suddenly a Meif'wa*

Zane: Fight me--

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Gene: Damn Zane, that booty gonna fill it right tonight....

Gene: MIND IF I WRECK IT--

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Zane: *eating cake*

Gene: Zane wanna share?

Zane: Why?

Gene: I mean, we can do it in a kiss...

Zane: K-Kiss?

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Zane: Can I have a k-kiss...?

Gene: ......

Gene: Beg--

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Zane: Why aren't you coming to meet me halfway!?

Gene: Babe it's midnight...

Zane: Where are you right now!?

Gene: In my room I can see you from the window.

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Zane: Garroth there's a monster in my closet!

Garroth: *laughs* Silly Zane! *leaves*

Gene: *slowly opens Zane's closet door*

Zane: *doesn't know whether or not to scream*

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Gene: *has a deck of cards that each have Zane wearing a different outfit*

Zane: *grabs onto a pole*

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