Laurance: What people think happens behind the scenes...
Zane & Gene: *talking like the best of friends or making out*
Laurance: Reality....
Zane: Get your crusty ass hands off my shit!
Gene: Then don't leave it on the fucking table!
Zane: It's a book!
Gene: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK--
~~~~
Zane: *sighs*
Gene: What now?
Zane: I'm dead inside...
Gene: You're alive--
Zane: I'm a Vampire.
Gene: ....???
Zane: I'm undead.
Laurance: The more you know.
~~~~
Gene: What I expected...
Zane: *dressed in the latest trendy clothes, deep manly voice with strong vocabulary*
Gene: What I got instead....
Zane: *goth Hot Topic clothes with high pitched cartoon voice and difficult vocabulary*
Gene: How are you a Ro'Meave?
Zane: Because your mom gay.
~~~~
Gene: *peeling potatoes*
Zane: People are like potatoes.
Gene: *looks at Aphmau* You don't say..
Zane: It doesn't mater what color you are, because...
Gene: *keeps peeling*
Zane: We're all the same when the skin is removed.
Gene: *drops potatoes*
~~~~
Gene: *the Burger King*
Zane: *Wendy*
Gene: Do you like that, Zane~? Tell me you love it!
Zane: Ah, yes~!
Gene: That what I--
Zane: I'm loving it!!
Gene: What... did... you... just... say...!?
~~~~
*bell rings*
Zane: *walks into class*
Gene: You're late for the third time, I gotta write you up.
Zane: *mutters*
Gene: What was that?
Zane: Suck my ass--
~~~~
*on the bus, going home*
Gene: *making weird moaning sounds*
Aphmau: Gene.
Gene: What?
Aphmau: No one wants to hear you nut inside of Zane.
Zane: *scoots away from Gene*
~~~~
Teacher: *writing upcoming tests on the calendar*
Zane: *watching*
Teacher: *writes down Parcc*
Zane: *loudest, most dramatic voice*
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
