Not A Oneshot, But Funny (Maybe?)

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Laurance: What people think happens behind the scenes...

Zane & Gene: *talking like the best of friends or making out*

Laurance: Reality....

Zane: Get your crusty ass hands off my shit!

Gene: Then don't leave it on the fucking table!

Zane: It's a book!

Gene: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK--

~~~~

Zane: *sighs*

Gene: What now?

Zane: I'm dead inside...

Gene: You're alive--

Zane: I'm a Vampire.

Gene: ....???

Zane: I'm undead.

Laurance: The more you know.

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Gene: What I expected...

Zane: *dressed in the latest trendy clothes, deep manly voice with strong vocabulary*

Gene: What I got instead....

Zane: *goth Hot Topic clothes with high pitched cartoon voice and difficult vocabulary*

Gene: How are you a Ro'Meave?

Zane: Because your mom gay.

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Gene: *peeling potatoes*

Zane: People are like potatoes.

Gene: *looks at Aphmau* You don't say..

Zane: It doesn't mater what color you are, because...

Gene: *keeps peeling*

Zane: We're all the same when the skin is removed.

Gene: *drops potatoes*

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Gene: *the Burger King*

Zane: *Wendy*

Gene: Do you like that, Zane~? Tell me you love it!

Zane: Ah, yes~!

Gene: That what I--

Zane: I'm loving it!!

Gene: What... did... you... just... say...!?

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*bell rings*

Zane: *walks into class*

Gene: You're late for the third time, I gotta write you up.

Zane: *mutters*

Gene: What was that?

Zane: Suck my ass--

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*on the bus, going home*

Gene: *making weird moaning sounds*

Aphmau: Gene.

Gene: What?

Aphmau: No one wants to hear you nut inside of Zane.

Zane: *scoots away from Gene*

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Teacher: *writing upcoming tests on the calendar*

Zane: *watching*

Teacher: *writes down Parcc*

Zane: *loudest, most dramatic voice*

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