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Zanna: Hey Gene~.

Gene: *looks up*

Zanna: *takes off her bathrobe*

Gene: *just stares*

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*room is full of toys, lotions, romantic music, and strip poles*

Gene: *holding a belt*

Zane: NO--

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Zane: What if I, for some reason, fell in love with Garroth instead of you?

Gene: .....

Gene: Laurance get your boyfriend to the nearest military base--

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Gene: *grabs Zane from behind*

Zane: !?

Gene: Prepare your anus--

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Gene + Zane: *accidentally kiss*

Zane: ...

Gene: No homo right?

Zane: ALL OF THE HOMO--

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Gene: *air thrusting*

Zane: *staring*

Gene: Zane you should sleep with me, and let me smash.

Zane: No, stop.

Gene: But--

Zane: Go fuck yourself.

Gene: Pull a black salami.

Zane: *covering Laurance's ears*

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Gene: *reading a book*

Zane: *kicks open the door*

Zane: Love is an open door!!!

Gene: Turn away and slam the door.

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Gene: *kicks open door* *holding a knife*

Gene: *points it at Zane*

Gene: You ready to die!?

Zane: I'm an emo!

Zane: BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME--

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Zane: My favorite flavor of popsicle is dick!

Gene: *walks in with a belt*

Zane: *screaming*

Gene: *beating him with the belt*

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Gene: *holds up a cross and shows it to Zane*

Gene: *deep breath*

Gene: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Zane: *drops to the floor*

Gene: OH SHIT...

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Gene: *places down a cupcake* *jumps into the bushes*

Zane: *walks by*

Zane: *runs to it*

Gene: *throws a net on top of him*

*five seconds later*

Gene: *carrying Zane to his house*

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Gene: Promise me that no matter what.. you'll never let me go?

Zane: I won't let go. I'm pregnant.

Gene: *goes back into the water*

Zane: *reaches in* Bitch you better get your ass back up here--

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Gene: *hits Laurance in the crotch with his guitar*

Gene: *laughing his ass off*

Gene: *tosses a water bottle*

Zane: *gets hit in the arm*

Gene: *screams while holding Zane*

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Zane: Hold the fuck up.

Zane: I am the fuck up.

Zane: Someone please hold me.

*later*

Laurance: Hold the fuck up!

Gene: *holds Zane*

Zane: What the fuck?

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Gene: Oh look a homeless Meif'wa adoption center!

Dante: No Gene.

Gene: *looks inside*

Zane: *holding sign that says PLEASE BUY ME*

Gene: Yes Gene.

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Gene: Is there anything better than Zane?

Gene: YES!

Zane: ?

Gene: Having Zane as a boyfriend!

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Zane: I would never smash Gene.

Zane: *goes to the next room*

Gene: Sup.

Zane: Smash me--

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