Zanna: Hey Gene~.
Gene: *looks up*
Zanna: *takes off her bathrobe*
Gene: *just stares*
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*room is full of toys, lotions, romantic music, and strip poles*
Gene: *holding a belt*
Zane: NO--
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Zane: What if I, for some reason, fell in love with Garroth instead of you?
Gene: .....
Gene: Laurance get your boyfriend to the nearest military base--
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Gene: *grabs Zane from behind*
Zane: !?
Gene: Prepare your anus--
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Gene + Zane: *accidentally kiss*
Zane: ...
Gene: No homo right?
Zane: ALL OF THE HOMO--
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Gene: *air thrusting*
Zane: *staring*
Gene: Zane you should sleep with me, and let me smash.
Zane: No, stop.
Gene: But--
Zane: Go fuck yourself.
Gene: Pull a black salami.
Zane: *covering Laurance's ears*
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Gene: *reading a book*
Zane: *kicks open the door*
Zane: Love is an open door!!!
Gene: Turn away and slam the door.
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Gene: *kicks open door* *holding a knife*
Gene: *points it at Zane*
Gene: You ready to die!?
Zane: I'm an emo!
Zane: BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME--
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Zane: My favorite flavor of popsicle is dick!
Gene: *walks in with a belt*
Zane: *screaming*
Gene: *beating him with the belt*
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Gene: *holds up a cross and shows it to Zane*
Gene: *deep breath*
Gene: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Zane: *drops to the floor*
Gene: OH SHIT...
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Gene: *places down a cupcake* *jumps into the bushes*
Zane: *walks by*
Zane: *runs to it*
Gene: *throws a net on top of him*
*five seconds later*
Gene: *carrying Zane to his house*
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Gene: Promise me that no matter what.. you'll never let me go?
Zane: I won't let go. I'm pregnant.
Gene: *goes back into the water*
Zane: *reaches in* Bitch you better get your ass back up here--
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Gene: *hits Laurance in the crotch with his guitar*
Gene: *laughing his ass off*
Gene: *tosses a water bottle*
Zane: *gets hit in the arm*
Gene: *screams while holding Zane*
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Zane: Hold the fuck up.
Zane: I am the fuck up.
Zane: Someone please hold me.
*later*
Laurance: Hold the fuck up!
Gene: *holds Zane*
Zane: What the fuck?
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Gene: Oh look a homeless Meif'wa adoption center!
Dante: No Gene.
Gene: *looks inside*
Zane: *holding sign that says PLEASE BUY ME*
Gene: Yes Gene.
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Gene: Is there anything better than Zane?
Gene: YES!
Zane: ?
Gene: Having Zane as a boyfriend!
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Zane: I would never smash Gene.
Zane: *goes to the next room*
Gene: Sup.
Zane: Smash me--
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
