Zene Oneshots

Lights, Camera.... SHIPPING!

Gene: I have a lot of gold, a scepter sized cock, and a roof over my head in the finest city. What more could a man ask for?

Zane: *walks by him wearing a maid dress*

Gene: ...

Gene: Matter of fact--

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Garroth: Bah, Zane's nothing more than a puppet for those Shadow Knights.

Gene: Watch your tongue, prince.

Gene: My tongue will wiggle waggle its way into your brother's ass.

Gene: *rides away on a horse*

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Garroth: Dude... go hit on your boyfriend somewhere else.

Gene: Listen up, bud!

Gene: Zane is not my boyfriend.

Zane: Thank you!

Gene: Yet.

Zane: Oh for the love of Satan--

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Zane: Innocence, my brother.

Door: You are not worthy.

Zane: Bitch.

Door: Take off your clothes. Nice and slowly.

Zane: The fuck?

Gene: *behind the door* Then tell me how much you love me.

Zane: *kicks door open*

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Zane: So you're the God of Love?

Gene: Yeah.

Zane: I was expecting a chubby little angel baby with a toy bow and some plastic arrows.

Gene: Yeah well we all don't get what we want in life.

Zane: So can you make me fall in love?

Gene: *smirks evilly*

Zane: Oh shit.

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Gene: If the raft only appears for those who you fall in love with, then...

Zane: Don't push your luck, Gene. And you're not coming back here, so don't even think about it.

Gene: But I love you.

Zane: Awe..

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Zane: I am the embodiment of misery.

Gene: Death, strife, blah blah. Just get me the fuck out of your stomach.

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Gene: Why the fuck would someone go to the library?

Zane: Books.

Gene: Nerd!

Zane: Actually, I'm quite smart from them. At least I get good grades.

Gene: Ain't nobody got time for that!

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Gene: You've all seen me throw Zane off a mountain!