Zene Oneshots

Have Some More Excuses

Because I can't write for shit anymore.

Gene: Zane get on your knees.

Zane: *gets on his knees*

Gene: And suck the d--

Zane: *sky uppercut to the jaw*

Gene: *lands in front of Garte*

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Gene: Why does your phone talk to you?

Zane: Maybe because my phone is smart and actually reacts when I talk to it.

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Zane: *gets a call*

Zane: *goes downstairs to answer it*

Gene: *looks at the clock* It is 10 at night, who is he talking to!?

Gene: *follows him*

Zane: *hangs up*

Gene: *standing behind him with a creepy smile, a knife, and is breathing down his neck*

Zane: *screams*

*meanwhile*

Garte: *just got off the phone with Zane*

Zianna: Our son is in trouble.

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Gene: *being interrogated by Garroth, Garte, Vylad, and Zianna*

Gene: I broke his bed.

Gene: Not his heart.

Zane: GENE, RUN--

Laurance: *holding Garroth back by a leash*

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Zane: You said you just wanted to snuggle.

Gene: Right.

Zane: Your boner poking my ass determined that was a LIE!

Laurance: OOOOOOOHHHHH GET EXPOSED--

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Zane: Laurance, Irene forbid I say this, but you don't need Garroth.

Zane: There are plenty of fish in the sea!

Zane: But this fish *grabs Gene* is my fish.

Zane: DON'T TOUCH MY FISHIE.

Laurance: *crying like a baby, 100 empty boxes of tissues around him* But I love Garroth!!

Gene: I'm a sexy fish--

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Zane: What's wrong?

Gene: You're supposed to know!

Zane: *flips a table*

*the table lands on Laurance*

Garroth: *screams bloody murder*

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Zane: *throwing random mood swings*

Gene: *handling it well*

Zane: I'm impressed.

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Garroth & Laurance: *cooking, training, grinding, laughing, growing together and loyal toi each ither as all hell*

Zane: Why can't you be like that.

Gene: Uh... you can't cook, or train, or grind, or grow.

Gene: But you loyal so I'll give you that.