Note: I will keep making these as much as I can until one of my oneshots are ready to be published. You guys really seem to enjoy these.
Gene: Hey.
Zane: Oh look at how adorable he is!
Gene: I heard you were looking for some coriander seeds, but baby I would love to my seeds in you~.
Gene: *disturbing love noises*
Zane: .... That's it. I quit. Drown me I don't care!
Zane: *jumps off rock* I thought that it couldn't get worse than when Garroth hits on Laurance, but it has!
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Zane: Gene--
Gene: *looks at him*
Gene: Oo, you touch my talala~.
Zane: Um...
Gene: Oo, my ding ding dong--.
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Gene: Officer Gene reporting for...
Gene: *slaps Zane's rear*
Gene: Booty!
Zane: I need a support group. Laurance!
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Zane: Did you just look up my skirt!?
Gene: Maybe.
Zane: You pervert.
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Gene: *walks onto the beach*
Laurance: Oh he's here again. Just get out!
Gene: Again!?
Zane: Gene, we're in the middle of our Zane Support Group session.
Gene: Well we're all here now. Let's go get our tans on!
Zane: No.
*five seconds later*
All: *on the beach*
Zane: Dammit he's good.
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Gene: You should head up to the mead hall, and become a Companion!
Zane: You just... you just hit on me!
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Zane: Come on Gene let's go on an adventure!
Gene: Alright.
*Your Companion replaces your follower*
Zane: Wait....
Zane: *turns around*
Zane: Laurance no!!!
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Gene: *a phantom, clinging to Zane*
Zane: *working on a temple*
Gene: *whispers into his ear* Suck my dick.
Zane: Garroth, I think a ghost is here...
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Gene: *throwing stuff in the air*
Zane: My Irene you are unorganized.
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
