Crack: Reasons

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Note: I will keep making these as much as I can until one of my oneshots are ready to be published. You guys really seem to enjoy these.

Gene: Hey.

Zane: Oh look at how adorable he is!

Gene: I heard you were looking for some coriander seeds, but baby I would love to my seeds in you~.

Gene: *disturbing love noises*

Zane: .... That's it. I quit. Drown me I don't care!

Zane: *jumps off rock* I thought that it couldn't get worse than when Garroth hits on Laurance, but it has!

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Zane: Gene--

Gene: *looks at him*

Gene: Oo, you touch my talala~.

Zane: Um...

Gene: Oo, my ding ding dong--.

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Gene: Officer Gene reporting for...

Gene: *slaps Zane's rear*

Gene: Booty!

Zane: I need a support group. Laurance!

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Zane: Did you just look up my skirt!?

Gene: Maybe.

Zane: You pervert.

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Gene: *walks onto the beach*

Laurance: Oh he's here again. Just get out!

Gene: Again!?

Zane: Gene, we're in the middle of our Zane Support Group session.

Gene: Well we're all here now. Let's go get our tans on!

Zane: No.

*five seconds later*

All: *on the beach*

Zane: Dammit he's good.

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Gene: You should head up to the mead hall, and become a Companion!

Zane: You just... you just hit on me!

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Zane: Come on Gene let's go on an adventure!

Gene: Alright.

*Your Companion replaces your follower*

Zane: Wait....

Zane: *turns around*

Zane: Laurance no!!!

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Gene: *a phantom, clinging to Zane*

Zane: *working on a temple*

Gene: *whispers into his ear* Suck my dick.

Zane: Garroth, I think a ghost is here...

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Gene: *throwing stuff in the air*

Zane: My Irene you are unorganized.

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