Zene Oneshots

I Need Help--

*ten seconds ago*

Zane: I'm sorry did I ask for your opinion?

*now*

Zane: Gene does this shirt make me look fat?

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Zane: You look tired today.

Gene: And you look like an undercooked piece of bread every day but do I comment?

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Gene: Yo what's the hotspot password?

Zane: Do you think I wanna slow my connection you piece of crust?

Zane: No.

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Zane: *sends Gene a text*

Gene: *doesn't respond*

Zane: *sends another text*

Gene: *still doesn't respond*

Zane: *sends ANOTHER text*

Gene: *goes to Zane's house with a guitar*

Zane: ....

Gene: If I don't text back the first, and I don't text back the second time--

Gene: *starts playing the guitar and jumping around*

Gene: THAT MEANS I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU--

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Gene: Why don't you ever leave your room?

Zane: You see this bed?

Zane: It's soft.

Zane: It's comfortable.

Zane: I'm about to lay down and stay down--

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Zane: We lost this war because we were divided.

Zane: We've lost families and lovers.

Zane: Friends and enemies.

Zane: Gods and leaders.

Zane: Ourselves and each other.

Zane: But it's gonna get better, because we will unite with what little exists of us still.

Zane: All you gotta do...

Zane: Is trust me.

Gene: *applauding* Speech--

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*PDH, MS, and MCD Gene are all sitting in the living room*

Zane: *a fusion of PDH, MS, and MCD Zane*

Zane: *puts on Netflix to watch My Little Horsey*

All 3 Genes: *look at him with lenny faces*

Zane: Y'all look like burnt toast--

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Zane: *has Gene's guitar*

Gene: ...?

Zane: And now I will play a song for you.

Zane: I call it How I Feel Whenever Someone Feels Entitled To Both My Heart & Ass Because I Was Nice To Them.

Gene: ZaNE--

Zane: *strums guitar strings and screams at the top of his lungs*

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Gene: If no one sees me double dipping..