Gene: Doctor, something is wrong with my tongue.
Zane: What's wrong with your tongue?
Gene: It's not in your mouth~.
Zane: What--
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Gene: I can't believe we lost all the cute dudes..
Zane: Excuse me?
Gene: Nothing--
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Gene: *crying and clearly pissed*
Gene: Why!? Why did you do it Zane!?
Zane: Because.... *starts to cry as well*
Zane: I am your friend...
Zane: Aren't I....?
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Gene: I don't want to set the world on fire....
Gene: I just want to start a flame in your heart~.
Zane: Awe--
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Zane: I am your friend. You won't be alone in the end.
Zane: So come on.. so come on... so come on...
Gene: I am your boyfriend--
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Gene: *leaves*
Zane: DON'T LEAVE ME--
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Gene: Oh I'll catch you yet my pretty...
Gene: As soon as you step on this net...
Gene: You'll be mine! MINE!!!!!!!
Gene: *Yandere laughter*
Zane: *hiding in the closet*
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Gene: Do you want this last cupcake?
Zane: *gasp*
*later*
Zane: He really taught me what rivalry could mean--
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Zane: I'll be right back. *leaves*
Garroth: Hey you.
Gene: .... Me?
Garroth: Yeah you.
Garroth: You break my baby brother's heart...
Garroth: I'll cut your member off--
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Zane: What the hell Gene, who even does that!?
Gene: It was an expression of my love for you!
Gene: It was also a metaphor.
Zane: Then you had to punch everyone on our way here!?
Zane: My brothers twice!?
Gene: It's called marking my territory!
Zane: So that's why you fucked me!?
Gene: I actually have no explanation for that one, it just seemed right at the time.
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Garroth: Try! The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.
Zane: My mind is never troubled. People come, people go.
Zane: It's pointless to get upset over Gene.
Garroth: ..... The ship.....
Zane: .... What?
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Gene: *graduates from highschool*
Zane: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO--
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Gene: You'll do anything?
Zane: Anything!!
Gene: *perverted thoughts*
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Gene: Zane, we're both guys, no need to be embarrassed.
Zane: *starts changing*
Gene: *nosebleed*
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Gene: And so I ended up with Zane on my bed.
Gene: Asleep.
Gene: Huehuehue~.
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Gene: Have you ever walked in one the person you love cleaning themselves?
Garroth: No.
Gene: Oh....
Gene: I'm starting to think I'm the only pervert in this group.
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Zane: Eh...? Why are you looking at me?
Gene: *undressing Zane with his eyes*
Zane: Um, hello?
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Zane: I'm tired of being pushed around.
Gene: Roll over and be my bitch--
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Gene: You should always hold onto those in your life.
You: Oh?
Gene: *remembers Zane*
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Gene: .....
Zane: Gene save me of all for many know that I am your favorite among these heathens--
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Gene: Alright Zane it's done.
Zane: Perfect!
Zane: Now do you want cash or ass--
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
