Sh*tpost: Gene The Pervert

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Gene: Doctor, something is wrong with my tongue.

Zane: What's wrong with your tongue?

Gene: It's not in your mouth~.

Zane: What--

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Gene: I can't believe we lost all the cute dudes..

Zane: Excuse me?

Gene: Nothing--

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Gene: *crying and clearly pissed*

Gene: Why!? Why did you do it Zane!?

Zane: Because.... *starts to cry as well*

Zane: I am your friend...

Zane: Aren't I....?

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Gene: I don't want to set the world on fire....

Gene: I just want to start a flame in your heart~.

Zane: Awe--

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Zane: I am your friend. You won't be alone in the end.

Zane: So come on.. so come on... so come on...

Gene: I am your boyfriend--

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Gene: *leaves*

Zane: DON'T LEAVE ME--

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Gene: Oh I'll catch you yet my pretty...

Gene: As soon as you step on this net...

Gene: You'll be mine! MINE!!!!!!!

Gene: *Yandere laughter*

Zane: *hiding in the closet*

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Gene: Do you want this last cupcake?

Zane: *gasp*

*later*

Zane: He really taught me what rivalry could mean--

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Zane: I'll be right back. *leaves*

Garroth: Hey you.

Gene: .... Me?

Garroth: Yeah you.

Garroth: You break my baby brother's heart...

Garroth: I'll cut your member off--

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Zane: What the hell Gene, who even does that!?

Gene: It was an expression of my love for you!

Gene: It was also a metaphor.

Zane: Then you had to punch everyone on our way here!?

Zane: My brothers twice!?

Gene: It's called marking my territory!

Zane: So that's why you fucked me!?

Gene: I actually have no explanation for that one, it just seemed right at the time.

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Garroth: Try! The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.

Zane: My mind is never troubled. People come, people go.

Zane: It's pointless to get upset over Gene.

Garroth: ..... The ship.....

Zane: .... What?

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Gene: *graduates from highschool*

Zane: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO--

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Gene: You'll do anything?

Zane: Anything!!

Gene: *perverted thoughts*

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Gene: Zane, we're both guys, no need to be embarrassed.

Zane: *starts changing*

Gene: *nosebleed*

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Gene: And so I ended up with Zane on my bed.

Gene: Asleep.

Gene: Huehuehue~.

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Gene: Have you ever walked in one the person you love cleaning themselves?

Garroth: No.

Gene: Oh....

Gene: I'm starting to think I'm the only pervert in this group.

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Zane: Eh...? Why are you looking at me?

Gene: *undressing Zane with his eyes*

Zane: Um, hello?

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Zane: I'm tired of being pushed around.

Gene: Roll over and be my bitch--

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Gene: You should always hold onto those in your life.

You: Oh?

Gene: *remembers Zane*

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Gene: .....

Zane: Gene save me of all for many know that I am your favorite among these heathens--

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Gene: Alright Zane it's done.

Zane: Perfect!

Zane: Now do you want cash or ass--

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