Kill Me Plz

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Zane: *washing a car with Aphmau and Laurance*

Gene: *watching from a distance*

Gene: Oh Irene not right now no.. *looks down* Bad. Get down.

Garroth: *holding a shovel*

Gene: Fack.

Zane: *walks over* Hey guys!

Gene: Hey Zane!

Zane: So what you two doing?

Gene: *panicking* I want you to wash my car!!

Zane: ...

Zane: Will I get a reward?

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Aphmau: I can see you and Gene in a telenovela.

Zane: ... A what?

Aphmau: A telenovela!

Gene: Do I get to kiss him?

Aphmau: Yeah.

Gene: *rape face*

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Aphmau: Gene, you remember Zane, right?

Gene: Yeah, why?

Aphmau: What is different about him?

Gene: Hm... *looks Zane over*

Gene: His skin is paler, a little bit taller, his voice is still the same deep one from mid or late freshman year, his ass is bigger than it looks, his curves remind me of a woman, his hair is fluffier, and holy holly I want him in my bed.

Zane: *passed out on the floor*

Gene: Also WHO THE HELL GAVE HIM THAT BRUISE ON HIS BELLY!?

Ein: *looks up from wherever he is*

Gene: *running across water*

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Gene: How do I tell him?

Garroth: Just do it!

Gene: Okay I'm going!

Gene: *walks up to Zane*

Zane: ?

Gene: Will you go out with me!?

Zane: A bit desperate, are we?

Gene: ....

Zane: *yanks Gene by his tie* But desperate looks good on you~.

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Zane: *sitting in the corner*

Gene: What happened to you?

Zane: Travis broke up with me. The usual in every relationship I have-- where are you going!?

Gene: *holding a gun and running to Travis's house*

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Garroth: Have you ever wondered what your bae would look like in your clothes?

Gene: *imagines Zane wearing all of his outfits*

Gene: Mm.

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Gene: *death glaring Travis*

Travis: *death glaring Gene*

Zane: ... What are you two doing?

Travis: I have flowers.

Gene: I have love.

Travis: I have a 8 inch.

Gene: 12 inch.

Zane: This is just seriously awkward.

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Zane: I hate those people who act like your friends, but are using you for their own needs.

Gene: *listening without a care in the world*

Zane: Is it just me, or is it hot in here?

Gene: Oh, that's me.

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Gene: He wants me at the party, he wants me at the mall, he wants me in a bathroom stall.

Zane: No, that's you--

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Zane: Just imagine a trip to a wonderful land of candy, and jam, and ice cream.

Gene: Will you be there?

Zane: Of course!

Gene: HELL YEAH--

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Zane: It's so beautiful out here.

Gene: Yeah... just you, me, and the moon--

Garroth: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!

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Gene: Oh Zane Ro'Meave, I'll soon be by your side!

Garroth: Finally, the moment has arrived, for me to take a very lucky prize.

Gene: Oh the wedding we won't make, he'll end up marrying a fake. Zane Ro'Meave will be--

Garroth: Mine. All mine. *evil laughter*

Zane: Garroth the fans hate you.

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Gene: *pulls open the shower*

Zane: *getting a shower* ... Bro wtf.

Gene: Damn... you got a nice ass--

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Zane: We aren't real.

Gene: What.

Zane: We're just... characters. We aren't real. We have never been alive, or even existed. Our love is--

Gene: Hot.

Zane: Our love is--

Gene: Sexy.

Zane: GENE--

Gene: Next will be a random song that the author decides to write if any.

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