Zane: *washing a car with Aphmau and Laurance*
Gene: *watching from a distance*
Gene: Oh Irene not right now no.. *looks down* Bad. Get down.
Garroth: *holding a shovel*
Gene: Fack.
Zane: *walks over* Hey guys!
Gene: Hey Zane!
Zane: So what you two doing?
Gene: *panicking* I want you to wash my car!!
Zane: ...
Zane: Will I get a reward?
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Aphmau: I can see you and Gene in a telenovela.
Zane: ... A what?
Aphmau: A telenovela!
Gene: Do I get to kiss him?
Aphmau: Yeah.
Gene: *rape face*
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Aphmau: Gene, you remember Zane, right?
Gene: Yeah, why?
Aphmau: What is different about him?
Gene: Hm... *looks Zane over*
Gene: His skin is paler, a little bit taller, his voice is still the same deep one from mid or late freshman year, his ass is bigger than it looks, his curves remind me of a woman, his hair is fluffier, and holy holly I want him in my bed.
Zane: *passed out on the floor*
Gene: Also WHO THE HELL GAVE HIM THAT BRUISE ON HIS BELLY!?
Ein: *looks up from wherever he is*
Gene: *running across water*
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Gene: How do I tell him?
Garroth: Just do it!
Gene: Okay I'm going!
Gene: *walks up to Zane*
Zane: ?
Gene: Will you go out with me!?
Zane: A bit desperate, are we?
Gene: ....
Zane: *yanks Gene by his tie* But desperate looks good on you~.
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Zane: *sitting in the corner*
Gene: What happened to you?
Zane: Travis broke up with me. The usual in every relationship I have-- where are you going!?
Gene: *holding a gun and running to Travis's house*
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Garroth: Have you ever wondered what your bae would look like in your clothes?
Gene: *imagines Zane wearing all of his outfits*
Gene: Mm.
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Gene: *death glaring Travis*
Travis: *death glaring Gene*
Zane: ... What are you two doing?
Travis: I have flowers.
Gene: I have love.
Travis: I have a 8 inch.
Gene: 12 inch.
Zane: This is just seriously awkward.
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Zane: I hate those people who act like your friends, but are using you for their own needs.
Gene: *listening without a care in the world*
Zane: Is it just me, or is it hot in here?
Gene: Oh, that's me.
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Gene: He wants me at the party, he wants me at the mall, he wants me in a bathroom stall.
Zane: No, that's you--
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Zane: Just imagine a trip to a wonderful land of candy, and jam, and ice cream.
Gene: Will you be there?
Zane: Of course!
Gene: HELL YEAH--
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Zane: It's so beautiful out here.
Gene: Yeah... just you, me, and the moon--
Garroth: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
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Gene: Oh Zane Ro'Meave, I'll soon be by your side!
Garroth: Finally, the moment has arrived, for me to take a very lucky prize.
Gene: Oh the wedding we won't make, he'll end up marrying a fake. Zane Ro'Meave will be--
Garroth: Mine. All mine. *evil laughter*
Zane: Garroth the fans hate you.
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Gene: *pulls open the shower*
Zane: *getting a shower* ... Bro wtf.
Gene: Damn... you got a nice ass--
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Zane: We aren't real.
Gene: What.
Zane: We're just... characters. We aren't real. We have never been alive, or even existed. Our love is--
Gene: Hot.
Zane: Our love is--
Gene: Sexy.
Zane: GENE--
Gene: Next will be a random song that the author decides to write if any.
YOU ARE READING
Zene Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is a book full of the ship Zane x Gene. This includes the following-- Fluff. Love. Lemons. Sh*tposts/Random moments. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!! This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship...
