Author Chan - *ahem*
I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME
Author Chan was marching around the room, banging some pots and pans, causing everyone to jolt up.
Cuphead - WOULD YOU SHUT THE HECK UP, WOMAN?!
Author Chan - NEVAAAaaa
Bendy - What's all of this commotion about?!
Cuphead, Y/N, and Mugman all point to Author Chan.
Bendy death glares at Author Chan
Author Chan - It ain't my fault they're deaf when it comes to listening to an alarm clock.
Bendy sighs and goes back to the living room.
Author Chan - Alright people! Today's episode will be a Cuphead x Reader!
Cuphead and Y/N both blush. Cuphead then proceeds to bury his face into his pillow.
Cuphead - CAN WE NOT DO IT?!
Cuphead's voice sounded muffled but can still be heard.
Author Chan then drags Cuphead by his legs. She teleports downstairs, whilst still holding his leg. She teleports again, but this time, to the backyard, where the swimming pool was at.
Author Chan then swings Cuphead with all of her might and threw him to pool!
Author Chan - That should teach you a lesson. Say, I should use that for the episode.
She turns around and a blue light shot right next to her head, and it hit the studio. It created a big hole.
She looks at Cuphead, in rage.
Author Chan - THAT WAS MY KETCHUP AND MUSTARD STORAGE ROOM YOU WETHEAD!
She completely ignored the fact that she almost died.
Y/N looked through the window in disbelief,but goes back to studying her lines.
The doorbell rang.
Mugman - I'll get it!
He opens the door to be greeted by le one and only Felix the cat
Mugman - Oh, hi mr. Feli----
Bendy - MR. FELIX! PLEASE COME IN, COME IN!
Bendy shoved Mugman out of the way and stepped aside as well, to make his senpai go in. (Bendy:He is not my senpai! He's my idol!|Author Chan:Oh shush you!)
Felix - oh hi Bendy, oh gosh, are you okay Mugman?
Mugman - I'm good, its just that SOMEONE shoved me out of the way.
He increased his voice when he said someone, while death glaring at Bendy.
Bendy shrugged and started leading Felix to the 'living room'.
Mugman rolled his eyes and stood up. He then proceeded to get ready for the shooting.
Felix sat down on the couch and Bendy started walking to get Author Chan.
Bendy - I'll be back, Mr. Felix! I'll just go get Author Chan, and Cuphead.
Felix - Oh, of course.
Y/N walked out of the kitchen and into the living room.
Y/N - Oh, hi Mr. Felix!
Felix - Oh hi Y/N!
The two started chitchatting and Bendy goes to the backyard.
Bendy goes out to see Cuphead, all soaked, pointing his finger to Author Chan, with Author Chan, having 3 tails out (She's a white 9 nine tailed fox deal with it)
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