Random Day Off Set

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Author Chan -  ANDDDD CUT! THAT'S A WRAP PEOPLE!

Everyone did their own things like turn off the cameras and such.

<~Recording 1~>
Author Chan -  Alright, why are you till recording?

Camera Man -  Uh cause I want to?

Author Chan sighs and goes to the kitchen.

Camera Man -  Heya Cups

Cuphead -  Sup

Camera Man -  Whatcha doing?

Cuphead -  Getting ready to annoy the crap outta Bendy.

Camera Man - Alright then...

<~End of Recording 1~>

<~Recording 2~>
G/F means Guy Friend, alright?

Y/N -  So glad you came G/F, lets go and chill at my room.

G/F -  Sounds cool.

They opened the door and went in, before Y/N could close the door.

Author Chan -  Hey

Y/N turns around and Author Chan throws a uh you know uh protection... uh yah.

Y/N -  Da hell

Author Chan -  Just in case m8

Camera faces towards Cuphead and Bendy who are trying not to laugh.

<~End of Recording 2~>

<~Recording 3~>

Author Chan -  Hey, would you look at that! We are getting reads! This might go so high that it burst through the roof!

Cuphead -  I hope not cause it would be expensive to renovate your roof.

Author Chan -  Don't worry, I'll use your money from you bank account.

Cuphead -  yeah yah.... wait what?!

Author Chan runs

Cuphead -  COME BACK HERE, BRAT!

Mugman sighs.

Mugman -  There they go again.

<~End of Recording 3~>

<~Recording 4~>
Right now, we are at Author Chan's mom's friend's house. And his husband starts going wild cause he is drunk.

Y/N hides outside with Boris and Bendy. Cuphead and Mugman are nowhere to be seen. And Author Chan is behind the couch. And the Camera Man is just standing awkwardly in the background

Author Chan -  CALM YOUR HUSBAND DOWN, WOMAN!!

Mom's Friend -  You're not married! And its 2k18!

Author Chan -  THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! HOW THE HECK DOES THAT RELATE?!

Mom's Friend -  WHO GIVES A DAMM?!

<~End of Recording 4~>

<~Recording 5~>
Author Chan -  TRIGGERED****

Y/N randomly appears next to her and hands her a chainsaw.

Y/N -  Merry Christmas!

And she disappears.

Author Chan then laughs maniacally and Camera Man gets nervous and drops the camera.

<~End of Recording 5~>

<~Recording 6~>

   Author Chan -  Don't worry, little guy, I'm just gonna kill you, that's all.

And then, clouds form next to Author Chan and a colorful skeleton with glasses that says YOLO can be seen.

Fresh -  I wouldn't do that if I were you, broski

Author Chan snaps her attention to the skeleton

Author Chan - ARE YOU GOD?!

Fresh -  Pretty much, duddette.

<~End of Recording 6~>

<~Recording 7~>
A random kid with a lamp -  There must be a genie inside!

Author Chan -  mmmhhmm and I'm the tooth fairy.

<~End of Recording 7~>

<~Recording 8~>
Author Chan -  I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy.... then again, I am looking at humanoid fish with a dragon tail and wings and having one leg as a chicken leg and having one arm as a lobster claw. Oh wait, that's normal.

Camera Man looks at Author Chan very confused and--

<~End of Recording 8~>

<~Recording 9~>

Random Monster -  Are you a human?

Y/N -  no, I'm a potato.

Author Chan - scratch that, she's a banana

<~End of Recording 9~>

<~Recording 10~>

AC means Author Chan

Y/N -  life?
AC -  No life.
Y/N -  No life?
AC -  No life.
Y/N - No life.
AC - Potato?
Y/N - Potato
AC -  Yes Potato?
Y/NYes potato
AC -  Yes Potato.

Bendy, Mugman, Cuphead, Boris, and Camera Man -  Waht?

<~End of Recording 10~>

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