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Mafia Game - Shitpost Episode

I'VE BEEN WATCHING DANPLAN, I WANT SHITPOSTS. SO ENJOY.

(I SWEAR ON MY DEAD BODY THAT THE NEW MAX X READER CHAPPIE WILL BE UP BY TOMORROW-)

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Fiona: SO! SINCE WE'RE DEFINITELY SO CLOSE WITH FINISHING UP THE MAX EPISODE, LET'S TAKE A BREAK AND DO RANDOM SHIT! LET'S PLAY A GAME!

(Yeah it'll be like this for the rest of this..whatever this is to make it easier for me.)

Boris and Max: MAFIA GAME!

Cuphead: *agrees* Yeah that seems okay.

Mugman: Uhhh sure. What's the game about?

Bendy: It's pretty simple.

Fiona: I'll explain later. ANYONE DISAGREE?!

Mickey: *slowly raises his hand before it gets smacked down by Boris*

Boris: I LOVE YOU MR. MICKEY BUT WE ARE DOING THIS GAME.

Oswald and Y/N: *laugh*

Chip: *brought snacks* *sits between Max and Felix*

Fiona: OKAY I'LL BE THE NARRATOR. *grabs the cards with magic* *jazz hands* OKAY EVERYONE PICK A CARD!

Everyone else: *one by one get a card*

Y/N: *grabs a card* *gets four of black spades*

Fiona: Okay so don't show too much reaction to avoid everyone else knowing your role. So basically, you each get a role. There are two classes, the bad guys and good guys. The bad guys are of course the mafia, and the good guys are the innocents. The innocents can have special roles as well, i.e healer and detective. The mafias pick a person to kill, and then the healer picks someone to heal. Then, the detective gets a chance of finding out someone's role each "night". Speaking of night, there are two phases. Day and night. In the first day, you don't really do anything. In the first night, everyone goes to "sleep". I'll then say "Mafias wake up." Then the mafias quote unquote "wake up". They agree on who to kill and then they go back to "sleep". Then the healer wakes up and picks someone to heal. Then he goes back to sleep. Then, the detective rises and picks someone to know their role. Then they go back to sleep. The next day is where you get to decide on who to execute. Let's say Bendy is an innocent. But everyone is suspiscious of him and most decide to vote him,

Cuphead: *snickers* I'm one of those. *gets punched by Bendy*

Fiona: so he stands guilty. But he has one last chance to prove himself. If three or more agree to let him live, he continues to live. But if he dies, then that's one less person for the mafias to deal with and of course his role gets revealed. The night comes and the process repeats itself. Phew. I'm out of breath.

Boris: Yeah and also, if you get the jack, you're a mafia. If you get the queen, you're a healer. If you get the king, you're the detective. Anyone else, innocent.

*No one shows strong reactions to avoid being rat out.*

Max: Also if there are only two more innocents left, the mafias win. If the good guys manage to execute both mafias, they win.

Y/N: *looks at card* *four of spades* //Dammit.

Fiona: SO LET'S START! *clears voice* SO! We have the new comers to town! Cuphead and Max!

Max: Oh uh okay.

Fiona: So as they enter the premises, a plot convenient newspaper fly to Cuphead's facd. He grabs it. It read that mafias were on the loose and were causing havoc to the small town—