Uh just a warning, this chapter contains cursing. A lot. But its censored. And it also contains a drunk a$s Fiona. So I hope you enjoy. Key word, hope.
Fiona - hmm, what about.. But alas, my queen, there is someone else who is as fair, and she has a far more better derriere.
Cuphead - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN YOUR MIND?!
Fiona - Let me see, burritos fighting against tacos, som---
Cuphead - I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!
Mugman - Why is everyone shouting?!
Cuphead - Because in one of the rhyming things, she placed in derriere!
Mugman - What the heck even is a derriere?
Bendy pops his head out of nowhere.
Bendy - It means a$s
Fiona - Now where the f*ck did you come from?!
Bendy shrugs and Boris sighs and goes to his room.
Mugman - Wait, where's Y/N?
Fiona - Probably finding an excuse to get the f*ck away from us. Or probably me.
Cuphead - Yeah no doubt.
Mugman - For the last time, YOUR LANGUAGE JAR!!!!
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Y/N knocks on the door. The door opens to reveal Mugman.
Mugman - Oh hey Y/N! Where did you come from?
Y/N - Just went out with my friend. Anyways, what's been going on while I was gone? I'm surprised this place is still standing.
Mugman chuckles and they make their way to the living room
Mugman - Oh right now, Fiona "accidentally" got drunk.
Y/N looked at him with wide eyes.
Y/N - Now I'm really surprised that this place is still alive.
Fiona - ----AnD I'M liEk, "yOu da RocK?! WelL guEss whaT b*Tch, I'm a f*cKing tsuNami!
Cuphead - JFC...
Fiona - OH whO's thAt?! MugMAn finalLY goT a GurrL???
Mugman and Y/N both blush and Y/N shakes her head.
Y/N - Fiona, you're drunk. Go to sleep.
Fiona - WhAt tHe f*cK is SleeP?! Is tHat a nasTY as$ VEgetablE?! CaUse HEll to Da f*cKIng Naw am I eatInG daT sh*T!
All of them sigh and decided to ignore her. Trying their best at least.
Cuphead decided it was a good idea to let Fiona watch a scary video.
Fiona - HOLY SH*T THE NASTY WHITE A$S WOMAN IS ABOUT TO JUMP! HOLY F*CK! HOLY SH*T!
Mugman groaned
Mugman - CUPHEAD!!! YOU KNOW THIS IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA!!
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Fiona - WhatChu waNT B*TCh?! WaNna go DOwn, b*tCH?! CAuse im takINg yoU to HeLl witH meH!
Fiona drunkly said as she kept on hitting the couch.
Bendy - Please tell me you're recording this.
Cuphead - Way ahead of you, bro.
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Fiona - WhO is thAT lOUd a$s b*tcH wHO tHOUght thaT its a gOod f*ckiNG ideA to distURB me whiLE I'm beiNG my gawd d*mn seLF?!! Hm? Is iT thAt cAr?! WelL, wHO gaVE th@t b*tch thE riGHt to bE a f*cking caR?!
Cuphead - Holy sh*t, this is gold.
Bendy - I agree.
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Fiona was now rolling around the floor.
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