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Happy New Year!

Ah 2018,
It has been a good year.
2019 will be better,
EVERYBODY CHEER.

Its not likely from me,
A poem so positive,
But I am trying,
Oh you once only live.

Usually they're negative,
Like pain or execution,
But since its the new year,
Its time for my resolution.

Listen children to my words,
Next year will be better,
This year might not be the best,
BUT 2019 WILL BE THE SETTER.

Probably read all of them,
For the whole experience.
Don't read just one!
It WILL make a difference.

Now its time,
For me to stop rambling,
Now its time,
For the cup' bro who did gambling.

CUPHEAD

Heya tootsie.
How's it been going?
Hope you're having a great time,
Say, what are you doing?

I mean for 2019,
What are your planned goals?
Tell me in the comments.
I'll respond to most.

Heh, I don't know if that rhymed.
Fi, why didn't you write this?!
You know I'm bad at these!

Me: OH SHUT IT, MR. SHIZ.

How the fxck did you-
I'm not even gonna try.
Why didn't I just write this down..
Oh I'm running out of space; WHY?!

Heh, all I want to say;
Go ahead and be happy.
Remember I care for you,
...
Oh God that sounded crappy...

...

But I still mean it though...

~💜~

Awe Cupface is soft,
Isn't that just adorable?
Oh screw the mother effer!
Now its time for his double!

MUGMAN

Heya Y/N!
How have you been?!
I've been feeling great!
Hope that's what you're feelin'!

Okay I may not be the best,
When it comes to rhyme,
But eh, I don't care.
Only a matter of time!

Now what was I gonna say?
Oh now I remember!
Happy new year, Y/N!
Hope you're happy, dear reader!

Does that count as rhyming?
I really don't know.
Oh this is a disaster,
I think I need to go ^^"

Have a happy life!
I hope your problems disappear!
Be a happy person!
I love you, my dear!

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Platonically!

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I mean...

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BYE!

~💜~

Oh adorable little cutie,
Isn't he just precious?
Now its time for the next,
Demon who's ferocious.