❀ babtqftim x reader oneshots

Hey Look at That a Tag-

Yeaaaaaah I'm updating a real chapter by tomorrow. If you haven't guessed yet, it's a Max x Reader.

Tagged by: Sweetgirl1115

1. Weird fact about you:
- I like arguing. Even if its irrelevant. I seriously love arguing.

2. Favorite food:
- Honey Butter Chips biiiiitch—

3. First Fandom:
- Oof either FNAF or MLP. (fight me) I forgot lmao

4. Best Friends:
- Since I have like a lot of internet and IRL besties, this shitpost will end up with a 1000 word count for the sake of Hades so Ill leave this one out.

5. Your Current Lockscreen:
- (Believe it or not it was kinda hard cause why? Because of this bullcrap called 'Facial Detection' or something.)

6. Favorite OTP:
- ...fu¢k I have too much. UuUuuUh Frans (Frisk x Sans for uncultured swines out there—)

7. Birthday:
- June 24, 2007

8. Five Fears:
- Losing everything (cringe)
- Deep Water
- Damn Whales (iwouldntkillemtho)
- Being Humiliated
- I have trypophobia soo yeah that

9. What You Look Like:
- When that ugly ass face is just right. (Yeah i finished taking a bath  mere minutes ago and trust me its hella worse if its dry af)

10. Favorite Song(s):
- Oof shit wait—
* Crown by NEFFEX
* Kill This Love By BLACKPINK
* DKWTD Also by BLACKPINK
* Zero by Varsity Fanclub
* Rumors by NEFFEX
* Make It by NEFFEX
* Your Text by Sundial (Mainly because of Mystic Messenger tbh)
* Monster cover by Aruvn
* Friends on The Other Side (if u dont know where this came from omg i pity u)
And ohohohoho so many more

11. Why You Made Your Account:
- Friend recommended Wattpad, tried it, got bored, deleted it, came back, boom I'm here.

12. Favorite Character Ever:
- Crap I don't know. I like a lot of characters. From like, a wide range of varieties... Uhm... Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist to be fair dammit....Oh screw it Hades from Greek Mythology itself and Hercules.

13. 20 of your Favorite Accounts (This goes depending on what order they pop out from pressing the @ button):
- CandyWintervine
- PJLuvMusic
- Quest_Cappucino
- RusticWolf
- Somebody6x3
- stardustwolf0
- BunnyBuns09
- dreamkisses (u have a book sh)
- VivaLaFloof
- Duh_Itz_Moonica
- TheLittleRosa
- GamerGirl0628
- Jessiethewolf
- XxLeylagamesssxX2323
- xx_RavenWish_xx
- SomeoneInABillion
- -R-E-A-P-E-R-

Okay so I cant find more and if you're someone I talk to and I haven't mentioned you here, it doesnt mean I don't like you. It just means that this damn system isnt showing you and I don't remember all of your usernames so yeah. I know it says 20 but like I said, it doesn't show everyone. And if you're dragged into this mess, ya gotta suffer with me—

And if I accidentally tagged you and you don't know who the fuck I am, pleased to meet you too please suffer with me.

Also if you have tagged me in the past and I haven't done it yet, please forgive me greatly for because all of that shit's lost in my notifications now.

Sooooo yeah bai—