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Christmas Special: Cuphead

𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵: 𝓒𝓾𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 - 𝓢𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓤𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓼

"You look cute in a sweater." You jump slightly, turning to see Cuphead leaning on his elbows for support as he laid on your bed. His hair was a fluffy mess, his eyes slightly drooped as a small smile rested on his face. You roll your eyes playfully. "Good morning to you too, handsome. Now get dressed, we're going out."

"On a date?"

"Out to buy decorations, you love struck weirdo."

He laughed, "Alright alright don't blame me for getting my hopes up."

"Cuphead we literally go on dates just by being with each other." You say, applying your cologne. He laughed even more, standing up and heading towards you. He hugs you from behind, bending to level his head with your neck. He inhales your sweet scent, giving you a small kiss there as your face undeniably heats up. Before being able to do something in return, he bends your knees by hitting the back of yours with his.

You stumble slightly as he kisses the side of your head and walks away to grab a shirt. "Goddammit Cuphead!"

-

"I'm pretty sure this is enough, babe." Cuphead says, annoyed by the amount of people gathered in the shop as he looks at the pile loaded in the shopping cart he was pushing around. Why did you have to pick the shop every other person was also picking? Saying it was packed would be an understatement. "Alright alright just a few more, I swear." You say, trying to grab one of the one remaining box of cookies on the top most shelf by jumping.

Because that's where they keep the good quality stuff.

Another person had the same idea, practically shoving you to go grab it. Before you were able to curse them out, Cuphead comes in and grabs it before the two of you. The woman was pissed, no doubt. A typical Karen, you thought. You hug Cuphead, blowing raspberry at the woman. Undeniably immature and petty, but hey who cares?

She storms off, surprisingly not causing a scene as you expected her to do. Cuphead sighs. "Y/N, babe, in situations like these, why do you always forget you have a 6'3 boyfriend at your disposal?" You roll your eyes. "Shut up. Just because you're tall it doesn't mean that you're better than me." He chuckles and puts the box in the cart. "But still thanks baby." You grin widely, him raising a brow. "That's it?" Your eye twitches as he snickers. "I'm kidding I-"

You cut him off by giving him a small peck on his lips. "Now shut up and give me those stockings that are at the top of the shelf at the end of this aisle."

-

"Babe are you sure you can carry all that?" Cuphead asks as he watches you carry two paper bags. You were doing fine, but in Cuphead's eyes you were suffering. "Cuppy you're carrying six bags I'm fine." He sighs. "Alright but still if you need help, tell me, kay?" You nod. "Yes babe I will."

You walk down the sidewalk, enjoying the beautiful sceneries of snow. Before you could reach the parking lot, you pass by a cute bakery. You take one look at Cuphead and soon enough, you two were sitting inside a warm, home-y and amazing smelling shop. As you both waited for your sweets to arrive, something falls and dangles above you two. You look to see a mistletoe. Your eye twitches with Cuphead grinning. An employee dressed as an elf with a camera comes over smiling. "Would it be okay, miss and sir?" He asks politely, refering to the camera in his hands.

"Absolutely!" Cuphead exclaims, turning to you. Your face reddens, your eyes adverting as you lean in slowly. You both lean over the table. Cuphead puts a gloved hand on your cheek, underneath your hair as he kisses you passionately. The employee takes pictures, smiling widely. "Thank you very much, good ma'am and sir! For the spirit of Christmas, we will charge no fee on two of the orders you two have purchased!"

Cuphead excitedly talks about it to him, greeting and agreeing on which ones he'd ask for no charge as you lean back on the cushioned seat. Your face covered with your scarf as you hold down your beanie to hide your eyes.

-

"That's the only kiss under the mistletoe you'll ever get from me." You say as you two sit in his car. He laughs, "Is that a bet?" You roll your eyes. "Sure."

Minutes later, when you arrived at home, you realized you had needed more food. Surprisingly, you thought. So you went on an independent mission and brought home tons of them.

You carried two bags once more. But once you arrived, you found a mistletoe hanging in the front door. Your eye twitched as Cuphead stands, leaning on the doorframe, blowing you a kiss as you turn towards the direction of the backdoor. As you pass by the windows, you find all to be trapped by a mistletoe. You groan. Even the backdoor!

"Ugh.." You say, realizing you were gonna freeze if you stayed out any longer. You thought about it, before getting an idea. You put the bags in the kitchen through the windows. You then go to the tree growing dangerously near your hourse. You climb it, slipping every now and then but still being able to do so without harm.

You slowly walk to the edge of a branch until you were near enough your bedroom window. You realize no mistletoe was placed there. Foolproof, you thought smugly. You jump in, doing a small roll you learned some months ago when you were still interested in learning parkour before giving up because, from your words,

"That shit haaaaaard."

And so you stand up, proudly, as you walk out the door, careful to find any hidden mistletoe. Seing the coast was clear, you skip the to the staircase and slide down the railings.

As you reached the bottom, you saw Cuphead on the couch. You flipped him the bird on both hands. "Surprise bitch." He chuckles, "Hey now that's bad." You roll your eyes playfully as you put them down and jump beside him. You hug him, giving him multiple kisses on the jaw. "Missed you..." He laughs, planting a kiss on your forehead. "Missed you too. Say, how'd you get in?"

He asked, you getting ready to boast how you foiled his plans. "I went in through the bedroom window." He chuckles. "Thought so. Be thankful I left it open." You mock him playfully, "Yeah sure you did."

-

"Cuphead I need to start cooking before the guests arrive, you moron." You said, getting even more serious. "Go ahead," He teased, hinting at the mistletoe hanging under the door way. You groan, "Seriously babe I don't wanna lose."

"What's there to lose anyway?" He said, his smirk widening. "I swear the moment I get to break that porcelain perfect handsome face of yours, I'll do it good." You growl as he laughs, standing near the kitchen doorframe. As the minutes ticked by, you were getting more and more impatient by the second.

"Fine!" You yell, stomping towards the kitchen as you were about to grab the knife and start chopping...

Vegetables, not Cuphead's limbs cause he was still your boyfriend afterall and that's kind of illegal.

And so the moment you pass down the mistletoe, Cuphead grabs hold of your waist, placing some of your hair behind your ear as it moved to holding your chin. Your face was hot and red as he whispers in a husky voice, making your condition worse. "I win." You roll your eyes as you grab him close by the collar of his sweater. "Just do it already." You kiss him, deeply as he returns the favour.

As your break apart for air, he chuckles. "I like this side of you." You scoff. "Well cherish your moments with her. Because I won't be doing this a lot."

And so you waste another ten minutes just making out by the kitchen door way.

Isn't Christmas such a wonderful holiday?

The End